Fortunately/Unfortunately

fortunatley I am a vampire and buffy wants to slay me, and I let her.

unfortunately that means u die (or is that fortunately jk)

Fortunately I am human and I kick but with Buffy

unfortunately that means u helped kill th

Fortunately I knew it was TH so I stopped Buffy from slaying him

unfortunately riley persuaded buffy to kill him

Fortunately that is good because I didn't like Riley

Okay, so am I f*cking dead or what?

Unfortunately you are not TH ❌

fortunatley I live to see another day, to post more threads upon this forum, to piss everyone off and then let them piss me off only to turn the other cheek!

unfortunatley your cheeks are hairy

fortuneatly a dragon flys by and burns all the hair off.

Unfortunaltey he was just trying to tell you to put your pants back on 😱

fortunatly I ride the dragon bareback completely nude cuz she burned my clothes off too.

unfortunately th falls off the dragon

fortunatly I land naked in the back of a pickup truck full of matresses.

unfortunately they crash

fourtunately he crashed due to falling off the wagon...I mean dragon

unfortunately his head explodes

fortunately that's what happens whe you come off the hard stuff