Fortunately/Unfortunately

Unfortunately you are not always correct.

Fortunately I dont have to be 😄

Unfortunately I had to be right all the time and or my dad would run over my neck with his tractor.

Fortunately you lived through that traumatic expierence

unfortunatley I have horrific memories of my head being smashed into a corn field.

Fortunately I am here to help you forget them 😉

unfortunatley it is too late and I slip away into time.

Fortunately I am slipping right there with you

unfortunately i have no idea what you are talking about.

fortunatley i'm slipping away into time with lindsistightk.

Unfortunately TH doesnt feel he knows me enough to call my by my name 🙁

fortunealty I have the excuse that, I don't know your real name, unless it is Lindsay? If so, I am slipping away with lindsay.

Unfortunately TH is quite dumb if he did not realize my real name was Lindsay since it says it right on my sig and in my avatar lol

Fortunatley I am not dumb and I like LindsistightK better, m'kay.

Unfortunately I still wonder about you TH

fortunately i'm a sexy man.

Unfortunately I have another sexy man in mind 😉

fortunately I am still a very sexy man, no matter what you have in mind.

Unfortunately I am tired, and have a hard time judging things right now

fortunatley you should not try to be a judge for the court system.