Fortunately/Unfortunately

Unfortunately, I do not have the patience to be a judge and deal with all those dumb people

fortunatley those dumb people are really vampires in disguise!

Unfortunately I have Buffy strength and I can kick their ass

fortunately you kick their asses and blood splatters in your mouth and you become a vampire.

Unfortunately that is not how you become a vampire ❌

fortunatley I never claimed I was Ann Rice.

Unfortunately I am so tired I am starting to suffer from sleep deprevation so I am going to bed soon

fortunatley kmc forums will always be here as long as the evils of the world don't piss in our Kool-Aid.

Unfortunately I am going to bed now so TH will have to speak jibberish all by himself

fortunatley I went to bed too and now I can speak more jibberish.

Unfortunately I am thinking of going back to bed

fortunatley I have to actually work pretty soon since I've done nothing all day and the stupid recall candidates debate is about to come over the wire.

Unfortunately nothing you just said made sense except for the thing about you going to work

fortunatly i know a translator

unfortunatley califonia is trying to recall it's governor.

fortunatly i buyed property near teh fault line so when the big one comes my desert property will be beachfront

Unfortunately you might want to look into taking some spelling lessons 😉

fortunatly we are all in the matrix and happy kine downloads better spelling into his noggin.

Unfortunately the Matrix is a somewhat scary thing

Fortunately fear is a state of mind and we can overcome the scaryness of the matrix.