Originally posted by Xoni
Are you serious!!! He's short because he's got 'little legs'! 😂Thats one of my better jokes 😄
OK - So lets try another one.....................
Did you hear about the Irish Dog? 😮💨
It tried to have sex with a cabbage............................. 😮💨
It thought it was a collie 😂
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Originally posted by Xirius
Why an Irish dog?
Not that Im asking out of offense or anything, Im just wondering why it had to be Irish to be part of the joke?
As most of you are from the states, you probably don't understand English humour - no fault of your own! I should have thought about this prior to posting.
I will try and explain.
The English are allways making jokes about the Irish and Scottish - as the Irish, especially, are VERY funny people - if you know what i mean 😉
The Irish are reknown for doing some very funny and silly things in England, and i can vouch for that myself as i am both Irish and Scottish - as my Father was Irish (from Norhern Ireland), and my mother Scottish, so i don't stand a chance!! 😱
I have also done some VERY stupid things through life - and i'm known at work as the 'Joker' (somebody who is allways making people laugh and doing funny/stupid things).
Anyway, whenever a joke is told in England, it normally involves the Irish - hence the reason for the 'Irish Dog', it wouldn't have really been that funny (not that you guys from over the pond found it funny anyway) if a 'Welsh Dog' was used. It's known as a very funny joke in England.
Irish jokes arn't intended to be offensive in England, and being Irish i also know a lot of other Irish people, some of who are Irish travellers, and they also enjoy the Irish jokes.
Anyway, hope the above explains it a little better for you all 🙂
Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
You're 3/4 retarded if you don't know what ET stands for. I'm sorry, but it's true.
No, you're the "retarded" one. If you weren't retarded you would have read the post where she explained the joke. ET is short because he has little legs. Not the acronym. So, try and actually read the 2 pages before you try to flame an innocent newbie.
Originally posted by Bloigen
No, you're the "retarded" one. If you weren't retarded you would have read the post where she explained the joke. ET is short because he has little legs. Not the acronym. So, try and actually read the [b]2 pages before you try to flame an innocent newbie. [/B]
Thanks Bloigen - you're a Star 🙂
Originally posted by Bloigen
No, you're the "retarded" one. If you weren't retarded you would have read the post where she explained the joke. ET is short because he has little legs. Not the acronym. So, try and actually read the [b]2 pages before you try to flame an innocent newbie. [/B]
And that my friends is why he leads the Governance Modification Group.
I won't even attempt to explain this one, but lets see if you can work it out for yourselves? 😎
What do you call a 'Deer' with no eyes? And for those of you that don't know what deers are, they're the animals that pull Sata Clause through the sky on Christmas Eve. Rudolph, hint....hint.
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No eyed deer 😄
Originally posted by Grand Moff Gav
And that my friends is why he leads the Governance Modification Group.
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Originally posted by Xoni
I won't even attempt to explain this one, but lets see if you can work it out for yourselves? 😎What do you call a 'Deer' with no eyes? And for those of you that don't know what deers are, they're the animals that pull Sata Clause through the sky on Christmas Eve. Rudolph, hint....hint.
No eyed deer 😄
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.