Batman versus You

Okay Batman has no utility belt or weapons.

He and you are fighting hand to hand combat.

You use whatever unarmed styles of fighting you know.
Do you think you can beat him? or will you get your butt kicked?

I learned from people with more experience than me to exploit an opponents weakness. My judo/ boxing teacher Danny taught me this.
He also taught me to never waste time throwing kickes unless I was sure I could connect.
I learned this the hard way when I fought with this guy an I kept kicking at him and couldn't hit him. He was fastest i had ever seen or fought against. He hit me in the neck with his fingers and jumped back and sarted bouncing around like ALi. Then I felt my neck start burning and my eyes started watering.My neck didn't feel right for days after that. That taught me to not throw kicks around so blatantly.

Anyway, I'd probably, Watch how Batman stands, study his feet, then I'd rush in at him and throw a few decoy punches to draw him in. I'd immediatley jump back and see if he would come in and try to do something. If he did, I'd spinning back sweep him, using centrifical force of my spin(Cadre taught me that) to gain more speed and force.
This would sent him up off his feet and down on the ground(even batman has to comply with physics and the laws of gravity).
Once he is on the ground I'd move it quick and kick him or grab his leg and submission lock him til he gives up.

If he broke my submission lock(highly unlike, but then again this is batman) I'd try to go toe to toe with him using my superior speed.
Speed can quickly determine the outcome of a confrontation.
If he disabled my speed then I'd uses my strength and power on him combined with my skill. He knows all types of martial-art, but he can still be outmatched or outskilled.Plus, I can take alot of damage before I give up. so i'd fight him til I won or I got k'o'ed.

Originally posted by jplatinum
I learned from people with more experience than me to exploit an opponents weakness. My judo/ boxing teacher Danny taught me this.

Yes, I wonder how would you stadn and exploit agaisnt Fedor, Cro Cop, Belfort and...

I would say a mixture of jujitsu, ninjitsu and Muy Thai style kickboxing is sufficient to take him out along with studying his techniques and deciphering which styles he prefers

Originally posted by jplatinum
I learned from people with more experience than me to exploit an opponents weakness. My judo/ boxing teacher Danny taught me this.
He also taught me to never waste time throwing kickes unless I was sure I could connect.
I learned this the hard way when I fought with this guy an I kept kicking at him and couldn't hit him. He was fastest i had ever seen or fought against. He hit me in the neck with his fingers and jumped back and sarted bouncing around like ALi. Then I felt my neck start burning and my eyes started watering.My neck didn't feel right for days after that. That taught me to not throw kicks around so blatantly.

Anyway, I'd probably, Watch how Batman stands, study his feet, then I'd rush in at him and throw a few decoy punches to draw him in. I'd immediatley jump back and see if he would come in and try to do something. If he did, I'd spinning back sweep him, using centrifical force of my spin(Cadre taught me that) to gain more speed and force.
This would sent him up off his feet and down on the ground(even batman has to comply with physics and the laws of gravity).
Once he is on the ground I'd move it quick and kick him or grab his leg and submission lock him til he gives up.

If he broke my submission lock(highly unlike, but then again this is batman) I'd try to go toe to toe with him using my superior speed.
Speed can quickly determine the outcome of a confrontation.
If he disabled my speed then I'd uses my strength and power on him combined with my skill. He knows all types of martial-art, but he can still be outmatched or outskilled.Plus, I can take alot of damage before I give up. so i'd fight him til I won or I got k'o'ed.

So... you are faster then Batman? He routinely dodges bullets so I find that hard to believe. Each hit from Bruce will be packing more damage then the best heavy weight boxer can dish out; one maybe two hits and you get knocked out. The best anyone on this board can hope for is to see Batman's hand move before they go down.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
The best anyone on this board can hope for is to see Batman's hand move before they go down.

anyone on this board? .....surely not I..... the great and powerful master of illusion and evasion......... i shall dazzle him from the right with false moves while with the left i shall deliver a swift kick to the testicular region and finish the fight with my super special move........ running away like a little b!tch

Originally posted by Scoobless
anyone on this board? .....surely not I..... the great and powerful master of illusion and evasion......... i shall dazzle him from the right with false moves while with the left i shall deliver a swift kick to the testicular region and finish the fight with my super special move........ running away like a little b!tch

BA! Batman speed blitzes you! Hell, Alfred has a decent chance of beating any real human in h2h combat

Let me see... I could probably take on a teenage bats. 16? 17? maybe 18 year old Bats. He probably won't be as experienced or good as he is today. Before he went around the world training. In reality I have studied Kajukenbo and Filipino Martial Arts for over 19 and stand a decent chance at that version. Current Bats, I probably get my ass kicked. Teenage bats, I'll kick his A$$. Current Bats = he kicks my ass, or I take Scoobless idea and run away like a little *****.

Originally posted by Sentry
Let me see... I could probably take on a teenage bats. 16? 17? maybe 18 year old Bats.

yeah.......... well i'd beat the living sh!t out of 8 year old Bats while he's crying over the still warm bodies of his parents

I'd rather take on a 90 year old batman. One good shove and he's down for the count.

Riddle me this batman, how are going to fight with that shattered hip?

I've practiced Thai Boxe for 2years and Jeet Kune Do since I'm 13, now I'm near to hit 19years of age.
I'm 6' and 2'', 176lbs of weight, and my master says that after years of training I've becomed damn fast and strong, a "f.u.c.k.ing killing machine, an animal".
I think onestly I'll give Batman a tough fight, and considering when I'm pissed off I can be very bastard, I might be able to knock him unconscious.
But beating Bat would be very simple.You pick up one of his comic books, and burn it.You've beaten Batman.

Originally posted by sbo
Riddle me this batman, how are going to fight with that shattered hip?

probably with one of the many thousands of guns he nicked from Mr Freeze

Originally posted by Scoobless
probably with one of the many thousands of guns he nicked from Mr Freeze

Nope he's weaponless remember.
I suppose he could try and hit me with his walker, but I've dodged those things before, no big deal.

Originally posted by sbo
Nope he's weaponless remember.

psshhh....... Batman would cheat almost as much as i would ..... especially when fighting at 90 years old

What if I have a sawed off shotgun and he's tied to a tree and I shoot at his face, could he dodge that?

Originally posted by Scoobless
psshhh....... Batman would cheat almost as much as i would ..... especially when fighting at 90 years old

By this time he'd be so senile he'd probably forget to load the gun, or even bring it with him. And with arthritis he'd probably have trouble pulling the trigger anyway.

Man, I could beat Batman. He's such a lame character.

What if I have a sawed off shotgun and he's tied to a tree and I shoot at his face, could he dodge that?

Ill rip batman apart with my hands, as long as hes human, i can beat him, ill have bleeding in my hand in less than a minute, then ill break his neck and rip his ****in head off, his punches and kicks wont do no good against an insane maniac like myself, ill grab those tactfull fingers of his and bite them off his hand.

my fighting style is beyond anything any ****in caped crusader can handle.

Originally posted by Xplosive
Yes, I wonder how would you stadn and exploit agaisnt Fedor, Cro Cop, Belfort and...