Blonde Jokes

Started by silver_tears10 pages

Blonde Jokes

I thinkt his one is hilarious 😂

Blonde in Your Fridge

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

what did the blonde get on her S A T 's

lip stick

😂

Blonde Half-Wit

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted

what do u call a blonde in the north pole

a snow flake

Re: Blonde Jokes

Originally posted by silver_tears
I thinkt his one is hilarious 😂

Blonde in Your Fridge

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

😂 😉

😗

Irene, are you trying to tell us something? 😖hifty:

What do you call a blonde in a retard facility?

Stupid

a blonde walks into a hair cut place she has head phones on the guy thats is going to cut her hair was about to take them off when she goes oooo nooo dont do that if u take those off i will die so he is cutting her hair and after a lil bit she falls a sleep and he decides to take them off to cut her hair better then after he gets done he reaches down to wake her up and she is DEAD he goes omg so he picks up the head phones and listens and there is a voice repating it self going ok breath in no breath out

well im a brunette so i wouldnt know john 😇

john?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?, that's my name ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

😱 omg not another one 😱
i love the name john 😊

Originally posted by DeNiro
a blonde walks into a hair cut place she has head phones on the guy thats is going to cut her hair was about to take them off when she goes oooo nooo dont do that if u take those off i will die so he is cutting her hair and after a lil bit she falls a sleep and he decides to take them off to cut her hair better then after he gets done he reaches down to wake her up and she is DEAD he goes omg so he picks up the head phones and listens and there is a voice repating it self going ok breath in no breath out

i've heard that one b4 😆

yes i love the name john to, who's the other one... is it j to the p?

a blonde a burnette and a red head r stranded on a island one day they come across a lamp and rub it and a genie pops out he says since there is three of u i will grant u each one wish so the red head goes i wish i can go hom poof she vanishes then the burnette goes i want to go home also pooff she is gone the blonde looks around and says im lonely i wish my friends were here

Originally posted by DeNiro
a blonde a burnette and a red head r stranded on a island one day they come across a lamp and rub it and a genie pops out he says since there is three of u i will grant u each one wish so the red head goes i wish i can go hom poof she vanishes then the burnette goes i want to go home also pooff she is gone the blonde looks around and says im lonely i wish my friends were here

lol, that would suck for the Blonde and Brunette

why would they be her friends 🤨

they were on teh is;and together so they became friends and it would suck for the red head and the burnette dont ya mean force but ne way it is just a joke i got a book with chapters about differnt things and blondes is one chapter lol

silver, who's the other john 😕

JP 😄
i love johns 😄