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Read the stips!! Batman/Punisher vs Thor

Hand to hand only.

Default battlefield, 500m between the two teams.

Punisher has no guns/knives/weapons, but has his usual body armor.

Batman has no gadgets, but has his costume (cape/cowl/gauntlets/boots/batsuit. It's been enchanted, though, so ALL his little tricks and gadgets are removed. No tasers, or acid filled calluses, or smoke capsule teeth, or magical nose hairs, nothing.

Thor is classic - he has both his normal arms. Unworthy showings can be used though. No Mjolnir, or Jarnbjorn, or goats.

Can the duo win?

Edit: if too much, Round two is:. Both Bruce and Frank get adamantium K-bars.


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How are they supposed to put Thor down? They'd tire themselves to death before beating him.


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How are they supposed to put Thor down? They'd tire themselves to death before beating him.


Pressure point attacks.

Round two also has the humans armed with Ka-bar knives.


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ROUND THREE:

ALL contestants get the same type of knife. They have to slash each other ten times.

If a combatant is slashed ten times, he's out.


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Pressure point attacks.




Doesn't Thor wear armor?


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Classic Thor, as I said.

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Classic Thor, as I said.

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Yeah, him. I thought his costume was essentially body armor.


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Not....not really. His neck is exposed. His arms. His flanks.

His helmet can be knocked off.


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As ridiculous as it is, I can see Bruce and Frank hurting him with pressure point attacks in a comic. Not because of a low showing from Thor, specifically (Although he has plenty of low end showings), but because Marvel writer's are just terrible, when it comes to leveling fights between heralds and streets.


I mean, Daredevil vs Namor should end with Murdoch breaking every bone in his hand, as soon as he launch's a punch at his jaw. Yet, he actually push's his chin back, and seems to stun him.


Then there's stupid stuff like T'challa dropping Cage. All those gunmen should have aimed for his pressure points.


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This is sad


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This is still a massive spite in Thor's favor

Uh saint you realize that Thor manhandled and was stated to be stronger than Classic Iron Man without Mjolnir right?

A punch from Thor would put these two in a coma

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This is sad


Contribute or stop trolling, please.

Wolverine has slashed Thor plenty. Now, Punisher and Batman aren't as fast as Wolverine (or are they?????) But there are two of them here, and they're both pretty skilled.


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Wolverine claws has also slashed Gladiator, and WWH Hulk..

Dude please do not put Punisher in the same category as Logan

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This is still a massive spite in Thor's favor

Uh saint you realize that Thor manhandled and was stated to be stronger than Classic Iron Man without Mjolnir right?

A punch from Thor would put these two in a coma


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Strength is good. But:
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Thor stomps


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Moreover, remember people: there are THREE rounds.


Rd1: h2h fighting.
Rd2: Batman/Punisher get adamantium knives
Rd3: Everyone gets an adamantium knife, the team have to slash Thor 10 times, Thor has to slash EACH of the team 10 times to win.


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Thor stomps


Reasoning? Or have you stopped backing your stance up these days? Does he stomp in all 3?


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Yeah, Thor wins

obvious bait is obvious

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Yeah, Thor wins

obvious bait is obvious


You haven't given any reasoning.

In Rd1, sure, he could KO them (although I can show Batman and Frank having incredible durability).

Rd2? Why can't they keep stabbing and slashing him? These two are pretty damn ruthless.

Rd3 - they only need to slash him ten times (so 5 times each). Can he not defend/attack against two HUMANS?

Please stop trolling and actually debate.


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Lot of bias around here! thumb down


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