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POTC pants jokes(its funny you should read some!)
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IheartPocky
Not a sausage..

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lol!

hmmm

Norrington: Our pants were always intertwined, Elizabeth. But never joined.


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ibd4eva
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lmao!! am i a total dork for like, just realizing that Jared Leto is the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars? but hes way cute...


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IheartPocky
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eek! way cute fo sho supa hot and fine!!

ahem anyhoo yes i love 30 seconds to mars aka 30stm yessss


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ibd4eva
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im rather fond of them too! i love The Kill!


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AudioHeart
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Jack: But...Why would he do that?...it's because he's lost his pants, what do you think? And we shall have a magnificent pants party and your pants are not invited

Jack: Savvy? = Pants?

Jack: I once sailed with a geyser, lost both his eyes and his pants

Will: And what is exactly in the chest?

Tia Dalma: Davy Jones' Pants OH MY!

Pintel: What vexes all men?

Jack: PANTS!

...I Tried... wink


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IheartPocky
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
im rather fond of them too! i love The Kill!
coolio. im weird hahaha yes great song.

eek! hehehe i liked it audio heart...


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LoveJackSparrow
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by AudioHeart
Jack: But...Why would he do that?...it's because he's lost his pants, what do you think? And we shall have a magnificent pants party and your pants are not invited

Jack: Savvy? = Pants?

Jack: I once sailed with a geyser, lost both his eyes and his pants

Will: And what is exactly in the chest?

Tia Dalma: Davy Jones' Pants OH MY!

Pintel: What vexes all men?

Jack: PANTS!

...I Tried... wink

It was good i liked them!


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ibd4eva
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i loved them too!!


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LoveJackSparrow
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Now let me see if i can get one on my own...
Jack: But why is the food, the shade, MY PANTS!
Elizabeth: Yes your pants are gone!
Jack: But why are MY pants gone?
Elizabeth 1) Because pants make the most tipicle men into scondrals and 2) that fire is over a thosand feet high the entire navy is looking for me and my pants! Do you really think that they wont see that fire witch indeed has your pants?
Jack: But why are MY PANTS GONE?
How did i do? I think i did horrible...


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ibd4eva
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lol you kinda miswrote a couple lines, but it was hilarious!


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tee_pirategirl
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Ditto! Not exactly the same but FUNNY!


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ibd4eva
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ive been trying to think of one, but i got nuthin....


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AudioHeart
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lol, thanks!!! wink


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ibd4eva
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no problem! you really cant mess these up, u no!


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Arachnid1
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Originally posted by texgodiva2s
Oh my pants! I just read Aranhnid1--and thank you thank you thanks!!
I've read it three times now and i'm still laughing. You may take the helm, young Mister Arachnid1--you've plotted a true course. Whenever I feel blue, all I gotta do...is remember, it's pronounced PANTS.


This has got to be the best thread I've seen in a while. Who ever started the pants jokes anyways? They deserve a medal. big grin


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LoveJackSparrow
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I started the the thread but i have no idea who made the pants jokes!!!! ill try to figure who it is later cause i have been to the webpage and they 2 pages full...they have to have an e-mail some where...........


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ibd4eva
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lol ok. omg, i just went to Barbie.com and i went to design this page. and it says to type your name so i typed "Sexy Depp" and submitted it, but it popped up with this thing and it said "oops! Did you mean to use a naughty word? Please try again." i just found that funny...so they can dress barbie up in slutty clothes, but you cant type in "sexy" on her site...ok.


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LoveJackSparrow
I Love Jack/Johnny!

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yea i didnt that once..........it stunk i didnt like the fact that you couldent wright stupid words........stupid site.....


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tee_pirategirl
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LOL really? You can't type words like that? LOL

Ok off topic


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Taku Sparrow
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Gender: Female
Location: Black Pearl

Barbossa: There has not been pants like this in our lifetime.

Elizabeth:This is Barbaric! This is no way for grown men to... Oh, Fine! Let's just pull out our pants and start banging away at each other. That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, pant-soaked PIRATES!

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on pants but once every ten years. Pants is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry pants with you.

Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody pants.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my pants.
Will Turner: Be my guest.

Davey Jones: Do you fear... pants? Do you fear that dark abyss? Your bottom laid bare, all your bottoms punished? </lame>

Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my pants.

Gibbs: There's only half a dozen kegs of powder!
Will Turner: Then load the pants!
[long silence; crew stops working]
Gibbs: Aye! The pants too!

Will Turner: [as he holds up his father's dagger] I take this with a promise, I will find a way to sever Jones's pants on you and not rest until this blade pierces his pants! I will not abandon you...
Will Turner: [pause] I promise.

:/ kinda lame.


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