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John McClane vs Voldemort
The most epic duel of all time begins
McClane gets a Beretta 92FS with an unlimited clip.
Vold gets his wand and can not apparate, fly, or use telepathy to track John
They must hunt each other in the Area 51 Government Warehouse from Indiana Jones. They start at opposite sides of the building and must work their way to each other.
Well given that thousands of rounds are lobbed at McClane in DH5 (his current status) and everything magically avoids him and or bounces off of him now from point blank range depleted uranium explosions, Car crashes, massive incendiary explosions, and he can smash through nearly all physical structures, be they floors, scaffolding, bits of shrapnel and seemingly anything else, I say Voldemort may be stuffed here. Had this been before DH5, I'd say Voldemort may have been favoured, but now all thats missing is the cape and 'S' logo, (something that has argueably buggered up the feel of the "blue collar guy against the odds" feel of the classic movies) he is literally unkillable now.
(and since he can manipulate time and space to the extent that momentarily he appeared in Pearl Harbour* and survived that too)
His powers of intuition are through he roof now, so he probably fires at one end of the warehouse and just happens to plug Voldermort right out of the gate, or shoots the ceiling down on Voldemort with no warning and crushes him whilst McClane of course survives..
That aside, it looks like Voldemort dies here from headshot from the blessed one , gets a spell bounced back at him, or dies of old age waiting for something, anything to take effect..
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"Van Zan is the Pinocchio of feces." - Lestov16
Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Feb 22nd, 2013 at 04:57 PM
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Well that was quick and scientific.
I'll say this for Lestov, at least he took the most likely conclusion on board this time and actually took it like a man..theres hope for him yet. Straight up.
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"Van Zan is the Pinocchio of feces." - Lestov16
Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Feb 22nd, 2013 at 05:07 PM
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