riv6672
Senior Member
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How many Commandments have you broken?
According to how you interpret these archaic do's and donts.
For those who DONT believe in God, how many of these commandments have broken even though they dont actually mean anything...
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Pretty sure i'm nine for ten.
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Dec 1st, 2014 02:04 PM
Bentley
Seitei
Gender: Unspecified Location: France
I'm certain I haven't desired my neighbor's ox.
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Dec 1st, 2014 04:40 PM
Shakyamunison
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Gender: Male Location: Southern Oregon,
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I don't know, because I don't believe in them. But why are some really important things missing? Like for example: Thou shall not have slaves?
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Dec 1st, 2014 04:57 PM
Bentley
Seitei
Gender: Unspecified Location: France
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I don't know, because I don't believe in them. But why are some really important things missing? Like for example: Thou shall not have slaves?
It's pretty must implied that you have right to at least one manservant/maidservant.
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Dec 1st, 2014 06:58 PM
Shakyamunison
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Gender: Male Location: Southern Oregon,
Looking at you.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bentley
It's pretty must implied that you have right to at least one manservant/maidservant.
I didn't read that far down.
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Dec 1st, 2014 09:59 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bentley
I'm certain I haven't desired my neighbor's ox.
How about his ass?
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Dec 1st, 2014 10:05 PM
Bentley
Seitei
Gender: Unspecified Location: France
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
How about his ass?
No comment.
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Dec 2nd, 2014 06:11 AM
illadelph
aka Rakim Illa
Gender: Male Location: Retirement.
Does saluting the flag or saying a pledge of allegiance violate #2 for denominations other than Jehovah's Witnesses? As a kid I remember being instructed not to do so for that exact reason. JW kids got an exemption from that as well as Xmas assemblies and carol singing. Taking that into consideration, I think I've only not broken 1, 6, and 9. 1 is a catch as since I no longer believe in anything supernatural I can't really put a God before another.
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Dec 2nd, 2014 07:12 AM
Esau Cairn
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Gender: Male Location: Australia
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
How about his ass?
Is the manservant's ass a lesser sin than the actual neighbour's ass?
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Dec 2nd, 2014 07:20 AM
Esau Cairn
Contagious
Gender: Male Location: Australia
Three observations I've just made;
1) Commandments 1 to 4 is just God being vain & petty.
2) Why did he stop at 10?
3) OMG no mention of homosexuality whatsoever!
Dec 2nd, 2014 07:30 AM
Tzeentch
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Gender: Male Location: Morgan's Maxim
I have not broken 1, 2, 6 and 7.
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Dec 2nd, 2014 07:39 AM
Bentley
Seitei
Gender: Unspecified Location: France
quote: (post ) Originally posted by MF DELPH
Does saluting the flag or saying a pledge of allegiance violate #2 for denominations other than Jehovah's Witnesses?
In catholicism it doesn't, not sure about other dénominations.
@Esau : Of course there is homosexuality, there is the ass commandment
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Dec 2nd, 2014 07:40 AM
Esau Cairn
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Gender: Male Location: Australia
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bentley
@Esau : Of course there is homosexuality, there is the ass commandment
See I interpret "covet" as "wanting to experiment" not full blown homo.
Dec 2nd, 2014 08:52 AM
riv6672
Senior Member
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Esau Cairn
2) Why did he stop at 10?
Mel Brooks dropped a tablet.
Logging in tonight i wondered: will anyone just answer the question?
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Dec 2nd, 2014 09:17 AM
Shakyamunison
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Gender: Male Location: Southern Oregon,
Looking at you.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bentley
In catholicism it doesn't, not sure about other dénominations.
@Esau : Of course there is homosexuality, there is the ass commandment
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Dec 2nd, 2014 04:28 PM
SamZED
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Russian Federation
I never broke the "Thou shall not rape" one. Or is that not a thing?
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Dec 2nd, 2014 08:13 PM
Shakyamunison
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Gender: Male Location: Southern Oregon,
Looking at you.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
I never broke the "Thou shall not rape" one. Or is that not a thing?
Oh my! That's not one of them. We need a new set.
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Dec 2nd, 2014 08:19 PM
riv6672
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We need less weed smoking and posting.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 12:21 AM
Shakyamunison
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Gender: Male Location: Southern Oregon,
Looking at you.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by riv6672
We need less weed smoking and posting.
I wish...
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Dec 3rd, 2014 12:26 AM
Esau Cairn
Contagious
Gender: Male Location: Australia
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
I never broke the "Thou shall not rape" one. Or is that not a thing?
But extremists would interpret that as "Thou shall NOT rape." therefore it's ok to rape.
Dec 3rd, 2014 02:25 AM
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