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If you had to have sex with an animal
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NemeBro
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 If you had to have sex with an animal

Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.


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A female human.


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Coward.


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Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

A: You pick him up & suck him off.
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 Re: If you had to have sex with an animal

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Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.


With your infinitely small penis, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


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Re: Re: If you had to have sex with an animal

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Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.

Son, didn't I tell you to stop watching My Little Pony?

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infinitely small

Infinitesimal.

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A female human.

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Infinitesimal.



http://thesaurus.com/browse/infinitesimal


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I'm going to assume you mean Manatee shifty


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An animal!? Hell no, i'd rather die in flame.


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Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.




Do mythological animals count?


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If you had to have sex with an animal

Which one would it be?


Your mom.



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Infinitesimal.



Do you even english, bro?


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A female human.
Agreed. That Nemebro is strange.


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Your mom.


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