Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
You often call a teacher you don't like "Snape."
You try every day to get people to move in pictures.
Your teachers keep wondering why you turn in your homework on parchment.
(If you're elsewhere) You constantly pester your family to move to Britain so you can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.
You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
You have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
You say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
You constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
You stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
You have a mirror you call "Erised."
You beg your parents to get you an owl.
You want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
You constantly quote characters.
You wear black robes and pointed hats.
You glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
You get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad.
You eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbers; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother...
You often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys you and you aren't able to use "colorful" language.
People at school call/know you by your Harry Potter screenname.
You believe that you know more about Harry Potter than J.K Rowling.
Wait, how would that make you a HP fan if YOU fell for your friend's sister?
(towards girls who have brothers only........and gay guys too)You know you're a HP fan when your brother tells you you keep getting new boyfriends every week.
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
Last edited by Demonic Phoenix on Nov 1st, 2006 at 10:18 PM
What I meant was how would it make a GIRL a HP fan if SHE fell for her best friend's SISTER?
No.
Really where?
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."