Joke Time [Merged]

Started by Ronny44 pages

she looks like my uncle in drag😖

Originally posted by Ronny
shes not disgust she dead ugly shes only got boobs and ass

Higly underrated qualities I might add.

However I digress...

She's ok....but, it's the whole being dead and rotted in a coffin thing that throws me off....

😆 i think **** and ass are overrated

Originally posted by Ronny
😆 i think **** and ass are overrated

Honestly, and I risk losing my man card for this, so do I. I love a woman's eyes. They are so....unbelievable.

You have very pretty eyes Ronny.

I am soft for lips. 😮

Originally posted by Mane
I am soft for lips. 😮

And you have them too Austin...*bats his lashes* 😮

I like eyes. I do like T&A, but that can go too far.

scared Mmm...I'll pass...I'm straight. 😬

I think Marilyn Monroe is very overrated.

Originally posted by Mane
scared Mmm...I'll pass...I'm straight. 😬

Dude....I'm not gay.

she is....

in guys i look for eyes and hair.... and arms droolio i love arms

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Dude....I'm not gay.

😮 Heh...oh. The batting of the eyelashes threw me off...

Originally posted by Ronny
she is....

in guys i look for eyes and hair.... and arms droolio i love arms

What a coincidence! I have ALL of those things! And legs, and a back, and stomach...I have pretty much everything! 😉

Except for a third leg?

😆

Originally posted by eggmayo
Except for a third leg?

Egg Sandwich! You bastard!

I have one of those too, I'm trying not to be rude though!

hysterical

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Egg Sandwich! You bastard!

I have one of those too, I'm trying not to be ruse though!

Charmin. 😆

is a brand of loo roll

What the hell is this thread about anyways?