Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Originally posted by jinzin
you think duck man could take the muffin man?

I think that muffins taste a lot like bread, which is Duck-man's food. However Muffin man stands a chance of survival cos he has a flippin massive spoon in his hand..............

Meat him....get it....

Anal rape is funny.

Originally posted by Skurai
really i think wolverine is not much..he has speed and claws..and some strength, so does spiderman..

well that uncanny fighting ability and a healing factor coupled with unbreakable bones.....but wait.....did you just say spiderman has claws too? what the hell spiderman books you been readin? 🤨 2099

Originally posted by Skurai
in terms of manuverability , spider probably can move faster.. claws are dangerous though but spiderman is a smart guy when he fights while wolverine doesnt really think a hell lot when he does something

sigh....look at the pic below for wolverine NOT THINKING during his fights... 🙄

Originally posted by Skurai
depending on the situation they fight in..i think spiderman would win since he is smarter and thinks as he fights and all..wolverine will probably beat spidey in an arm wrestling contest though..

spiderman has the lifting strength of 15 tons....wolverine? under 1 ton....do the math........... 🤨

Originally posted by willRules
I think that muffins taste a lot like bread, which is Duck-man's food. However Muffin man stands a chance of survival cos he has a flippin massive spoon in his hand..............

plus...he's totally crazed I mean just look at him..isn't he scary?

Originally posted by long pig
Meat him....get it....

Anal rape is funny.

lol..I do now...yeah...

Duck-man could beat Captain Amarica................if Cap had aged in all that ice and was like over a hundred years old.........

Originally posted by long pig
Hi, welcome to the world of repetition.

Meat jinzin....

....meat him...

lol didnt read the previous posts..wolv is strong..but not smart enough ..also no use..spiderman probably go around looking for some way to defeat him fast and gain the upper hand

Originally posted by jinzin
plus...he's totally crazed I mean just look at him..isn't he scary?

I was scared and confused............a muffin on his head? geez............

Originally posted by willRules
Duck-man could beat Captain Amarica................if Cap had aged in all that ice and was like over a hundred years old.........

WOW THIS DUCKMAN CAN TAKE ANYBODY! 😱

......when he has all the right circumstances in his favor..

Originally posted by jinzin
WOW THIS DUCKMAN CAN TAKE ANYBODY! 😱

......when he has all the right circumstances in his favor..

😆 😂 he is incredibly cool...................

Duck-man could take.........Franklin Richards, when Franklin was bout four...........

Originally posted by Skurai
lol didnt read the previous posts..wolv is strong..but not smart enough ..also no use..spiderman probably go around looking for some way to defeat him fast and gain the upper hand

not smart enough? 🤨

okay..lets look at how spiderman handled his speed demon situation...

how did wolverine HANDLE speed demon?

Duck-man could beat.........Xavier if Xavier lost his powers..........

peter has book smarts...wolverine has tactical smarts...makes a bit of difference in a non prep fight as to which one you use huh?

Originally posted by willRules
Duck-man could beat.........Xavier if Xavier lost his powers..........

duck man could THRASH XAVIER...........

...........in a foot race.

Originally posted by jinzin
duck man could THRASH XAVIER...........

...........in a foot race.

Ok Jinzin that's taking it too far....................Duck-man would totally lose.............thats just insulting to my character, yet alone Xavier........

Originally posted by colossus17
and part JP

so what's the racial for a "JPian?"

@ long pig

what's good playah? btw, are you an italian or hispanic? im looking for a "paisan," LOL

and "300 bars" is ****in flames... he dissed the shit out of half-a-dollar.

When he started doing bank's voice, I lost it like dammmmmmn.
It was better than I thought.

But now this fool is starting to print his own "G-unot" t-shirts, and 5-0 is making his "Game Over" shirts.

WTF?

yeah i know. kinda look like a marketing plan or whatever the hell it is huh?

i liked that line "this is my victory lap" tho. you got a no DJ mp3?

and

Originally posted by Pointinel
are you an italian or hispanic? im looking for a "paisan," LOL