Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by Tha C-Master1,019 pages

Originally posted by Creshosk
Hey you're the one that keeps talking about nutswinging and other male members giving each other blow jobs. 😆

You probably fap just thinking about all that yaoi.

Hate to disappoint you but I'm not a man. I'm a manbot, it's a common mistake but check the crotch *bangs a fist on his crotch* nothing. 😎

Well I got a million threads on my dick size so... 😘

I don't know what you guys do, but look at these pages and tel me there is no fellatio...

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Well I got a million threads on my dick size so... 😘

I don't know what you guys do, but look at these pages and tel me there is no fellatio...

🤨

Originally posted by Creshosk
You mean when he got out? 😆

During the non-fight When he was trying to talk to Spiderman?

As opposed to the Spiderman fanboys who will always depower Wolverine's opponents or over glorify the powers of Spiderman, but the worst of them exagerates EVERYTHING, events in the comics, his own opponents arguments, their own preception of themselves and even the size of their "tool".

Of course they could never exagerate their own ego, that would always be underrated by them. 😉

hulk holds back his punches... 😕

😂

Originally posted by Creshosk
Of course all of your opponents are dimwitted cowards right? Yeah jinzin never antes up to the challenges or answers questions does he? 🙄 And whos the one that presents the most scans of comic book occurences? Couldn't be Jinzin, he never antes up to challenges or answers questions, unlike you who always backs up their statements with proof and answers any questions posed without resroting to inflating your own ego by attacking strawman versions of your opponents arguments. . . oh wait. . .

😂

so true.... so true...

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Well I got a million threads on my dick size so... 😘

I don't know what you guys do, but look at these pages and tel me there is no fellatio...

There you go again, talking about other male members giving each other oral. . .and mentioning your own . . . you'd think you were obsessed.. . You'd think you wanted the other male members to give you oral. . .

Originally posted by jinzin
hulk holds back his punches... 😕

😂

I forgot about that. LMFAO Hulk holds back.

You guys are so damn funny. 😂

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Like the non fight inside of the practice area...

The wolverine fanboys are the worst on the forum, a laughing stock, even on page one...

They swarm to every wolverine thread and plauge it with their stupidity and bad spelling, and then they say wolverine is underrated "why noone likes wolverine". Say he beats guys like Iron Man, Namor, and Carnage.

There's this blue one, who contradicts himself, for instance saying I have a low self esteem, but now saying I'm arrogant.

I told you about my tool, I don't remember that but it sure is damned big, its crazy... its smacking the keyboard now.

But what can I say, we can't all have good genetics.

it was a combative sparring session....

"spiderman's spider sense warns him of danger before it happens so he can dodge anything the trio throws at him"

wolverine stabs him in the gut

"spiderman can choose to ignore the spider sense when he wants to"

doesn't it alert him of oncoming danger though? 🤨

"spiderman trusted wolverine cause they're such good pals" :

😕

hmmmm condradictions indeed.

Originally posted by jinzin
it was a combative sparring session....

"spiderman's spider sense warns him of danger before it happens so he can dodge anything the trio throws at him"

wolverine stabs him in the gut

"spiderman can choose to ignore the spider sense when he wants to"

doesn't it alert him of oncoming danger though? 🤨

"spiderman trusted wolverine cause they're such good pals" :

😕

hmmmm condradictions indeed.

😂 Oh shit I got spidersense, it's going off..it's telling me the claws are going through my chest...let me ignore it 😂

Originally posted by jinzin
it was a combative sparring session....

"spiderman's spider sense warns him of danger before it happens so he can dodge anything the trio throws at him"

wolverine stabs him in the gut

"spiderman can choose to ignore the spider sense when he wants to"

doesn't it alert him of oncoming danger though? 🤨

"spiderman trusted wolverine cause they're such good pals" :

😕

hmmmm condradictions indeed.

Are you obsessed, you guys are the ones at it... I just wanna know...

"ooh cresh you put me in a good mood, you are simply amazing..." -Merc...

Alerting doesn't mean he HAS to act and react to it.

As for hulk, lets see DD and cap survive his hits.

Wolverine has that jobber aura, where he doesn't go flying so he can get a stab, ask namor...

Originally posted by who?-kid
You forgot about the Wolverine fanboys - quite a lot of them here - who are willing to swear an oath that Wolverine very clearly beat Spider-Man at least three times ?!?

I know they have bad spelling, but I didn't realize they have bad reading also... poor guys... must be tough for them...

bad reading? it has nothing to do with reading.. if we SEE wolverine punch spiderman he's secured an advantage.. with claws he would have downed spidey and he DID down spidey on of those times...

bad reading would be like when spiderman fans think he held back... in spite of "giving it everything" he had...

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
😂 Oh shit I got spidersense, it's going off..it's telling me the claws are going through my chest...let me ignore it 😂
Syncophant. Case and point cresh...

Funny part is if he knew what precog was he wouldn't have said the statement.

Poor soul...

Originally posted by Tha C-Master

Funny part is if he knew what precog was he wouldn't have said the statement.

Poor soul...

🙄 so why is spidey bleeding

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Are you obsessed, you guys are the ones at it... I just wanna know...

"ooh cresh you put me in a good mood, you are simply amazing..." -Merc...

Alerting doesn't mean he HAS to act and react to it.

you mean like he instinctively jumps out of the way of sniper fire.. oh wait he must be jazzercising

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
As for hulk, lets see DD and cap survive his hits.

that would be why cap has his shield and dd has his senses.. now you're getting off topic though I thought you didn't like it when people do that...

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Wolverine has that jobber aura, where he doesn't go flying so he can get a stab, ask namor...

and yet no one complains when namor hits spiderman and doesn't send him flying for miles.. or when he hits hulk and doesn't send him flying for miles.. or thing...

no that's reserved for wolverine alone.. 🙄

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Syncophant.

😕 try spelling that again.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Are you obsessed, you guys are the ones at it... I just wanna know...

"ooh cresh you put me in a good mood, you are simply amazing..." -Merc...

Alerting doesn't mean he HAS to act and react to it.

That's funny, I thiought his dodging was reflexsive . . guess not huh?

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
As for hulk, lets see DD and cap survive his hits.
why wouldn't they? Hulk holds back.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Wolverine has that jobber aura, where he doesn't go flying so he can get a stab, ask namor...
You mean like when spiderman beat te hulk with a cement truck? 😆

Hulk takes heavier hits from the other bricks he fights, yet spiderman fells him with a cement truck . . .

Originally posted by Creshosk

why wouldn't they? Hulk holds back.

😂

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Syncophant. Case and point cresh...

Funny part is if he knew what precog was he wouldn't have said the statement.

Poor soul...

If he used his precog ou mean, as obviously he ignores it as obviously when it goes off he doesn't HAVE to use it . . .

Originally posted by jinzin
you mean like he instinctively jumps out of the way of sniper fire.. oh wait he must be jazzercising

that would be why cap has his shield and dd has his senses.. now you're getting off topic though I thought you didn't like it when people do that...

and yet no one complains when namor hits spiderman and doesn't send him flying for miles.. or when he hits hulk and doesn't send him flying for miles.. or thing...

no that's reserved for wolverine alone.. 🙄

Well thank you for saying that, becuase

1 he sent the hulk flying

2, hulk doesn't send others flying.

Thanks for proving pis....

100+ ton punches, did he ROLL out of them jinzin?

lol, I swear, this is worse than you saying batman could take punches from an angry supes.

Originally posted by Creshosk
If he used his precog ou mean, as obviously he ignores it as obviously when it goes off he doesn't HAVE to use it . . .
He said the claws were in his chest, it warns BEFORE danger.

Trains of thought please...

Question why do you go offtopic....nevermind I think I know the answer C.