Originally posted by who?-kid
Okay, how about this ?[b](Spider-Man defender is known as SM-def., Wolverine-defender is known as Wolv.-def.)
Wolv.-def. : So that settles it, Wolverine wins !
SM-def. : No way man, what’s Wolverine gonna do ? If Spider-Man jumps and climbs some high wall, Wolverine can’t reach him, hah !
Wolv.-def. : Sorry, no walls allowed.
SM-def. : What ? Why not, you must be joking !
Wolv.-def. : Nope, no walls allowed.
SM-def. : But that’s how he fights most of the times ! He kicks ass, jumps from wall to will, climbs walls or buildings, he..
Wolv.-def. : Erm, no buildings allowed either...
SM-def. : What ?? Come on now, you are really pushing it.
Wolv.-def. : I am not. No building, no walls. Live with it.
SM-def. : Oh whatever, like Spider-Man actually needs walls. He just grabs a heavy object and throws it at Wolverine. Won’t kill him, but he ain’t strong enough to free himself so..
Wolv.def. : Oh yeah, I forgot, no heavy objects either. They are plot devices, you see.
SM-def. : Sigh... ok who needs heavy objects. Spider-Man is still strong enough to drown Wolverine somewhere, Wolverine isn’t strong enough to break free from..
Wolv. def. : AND no water. Can’t have that. So no walls, no buildings, no heavy objects, no water. Sorry, but we have to stay objective
SM-def. (reaches for a very heavy object...) [/B]
Oh is that how you see it?
😂
I still don't see why Spiderman just happens to have whatever he needs.
Don't you find it ridiculous to give Spiderman whatever he happens to need? Regardless of need it just happens to be there. Be it trains, cars sources of water, walls or buildings.
Why give him just what he needs? That's not very fair is it?
What if they fight in an environment that doesn't have any of the things listed?
Is Spiderman going to whine like a little ***** like the fanboy's in this thread are?
"No! We HAVE to go fight where there are cars and buildings and lots of walls."
"Why don't we just fight here bub!"
"Because it's NO FAIR! you're denying me something I normally use."
"You mean only when its actually available right?
"No! I always use it!"
"You didn't use any cars in our fight in the graveyard."
"That's different!"
"OR when you thought I was an imposter on the rooftop.
"That doesn't count!"
"Or when we were in the sewer."
"Neither does that!"
"Or whe n Beyonder made us fight."
"THAT DOESN'T COUNT EITHER!"
"Or in the training room."
"I KIL U!!!1!1!1!!!1eleventiy one!!1!"
Yeah somehow I don't see the fight as going down that way. . .