Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by Creshosk1,019 pages

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Poke a hole.....a simple hole...tip of claws easily pierce it.

or is this adamantuim web ?

Anyway why is wolverine standing there wanting to get webbed, and whi can't he use his hand to block his face, or move out the way...how close is the web head.

Because Spiderman has hit people faster than Wolverine despite Wolverine dodging things faster than web, because of how accurate Spiderman is despite how accurate Wolverine is.

Originally posted by Creshosk
🙄 Yes. . .

that's a pretty slow swipe. . . that's like just moving his hand slowly across his face. . . hell I can do that and I've had no training. . I could even go faster than that.


Do it.

See how many times you blind yourself and chop half your face off.

-waits for the non-canon Punisher Kills the Universe scan of Wolverine without a face-

Now, Wolverine is blind and his face is missing. Spiderman webbs it up again, and now Wolverine has no face to cut off.

He'll suffocate to death. In about 10 minutes (Or less, depending on how fast his adrenaline is pumping..), not 3 days...for ****s sake.

BOTH CAN WIN DEPENDING ON THE ENVIRONMENT!

Originally posted by Creshosk
He's got a point, we're not trying to remove the blockage, we're cutting a hole big enough to breath through. . . 😬

Nose holes shouldn't require much effort as long as none goes up the holes and adheres to the walls of the nasal cavities. If it's a single layer overlaying the nostrils then yes.

Mouth holes would depend on whether his mouth was open or closed with webbed, and whether the muscles of his jaws had been webbed too. If his mouth is closed then it would take more than a simple slash to remove it. He does not have the strength to sheer or tear the web.

Either would require more time than is being suggested. The claws aren't exactly precision implements. I don't see how it's implausible that as he removes the webbing to sufficiently breathe his hand would be webbed.

Now again this is a hypothetical dependent upon whether each point adheres upon contact or whether there are key points of webbing that adhere. If it's to form an airtight seal I'd assume the former rather than the latter. If anyone has any indication of which that would be nice.

Originally posted by long pig
Do it.

See how many times you blind yourself and chop half your face off.

-waits for the non-canon Punisher Kills the Universe scan of Wolverine without a face-

Now, Wolverine is blind and his face is missing. Spiderman webbs it up again, and now Wolverine has no face to cut off.

He'll suffocate to death. In about 10 minutes (Or less, depending on how fast his adrenaline is pumping..), not 3 days...for ****s sake.

BOTH CAN WIN DEPENDING ON THE ENVIRONMENT!

🙄 Yeah, Wolverine is a clumsy lumbering oaf. . .

Oh look, he's not: Looks like he's just fine. 🙂 Now what? 😕

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Nose holes shouldn't require much effort as long as none goes up the holes and adheres to the walls of the nasal cavities. If it's a single layer overlaying the nostrils then yes.

Mouth holes would depend on whether his mouth was open or closed with webbed, and whether the muscles of his jaws had been webbed too. If his mouth is closed then it would take more than a simple slash to remove it. He does not have the strength to sheer or tear the web.

Either would require more time than is being suggested. The claws aren't exactly precision implements. I don't see how it's implausible that as he removes the webbing to sufficiently breathe his hand would be webbed.

Now again this is a hypothetical dependent upon whether each point adheres upon contact or whether there are key points of webbing that adhere. If it's to form an airtight seal I'd assume the former rather than the latter. If anyone has any indication of which that would be nice.

No precision?

Originally posted by Creshosk
🙄 Yeah, Wolverine is a clumsy lumbering oaf. . .

Oh look, he's not: Looks like he's just fine. 🙂 Now what? 😕


That's a good scan of wolverine stabbing a nickle.

Now, where does the nickle web his hand to his mouth?

Yeah, not relevant....at all.

Good'n.

Originally posted by long pig
That's a good scan of wolverine stabbing a nickle.

Now, where does the nickle web his hand to his mouth?

Yeah, not relevant....at all.

Good'n.

It's showing his accuracy with his claws. 🙄

So yeah, he's more precises than Either of you two are giving him credit for,

He removes the webs as fast as he can swipe, end of story. 🙂

Want me to post the picture of him cutting the cape from Storm in just a swipe? 😉

He's accurate:

Originally posted by Creshosk
No precision?
Lack of precision as in they're foot long implements that extend from between his knuckles. You're an artist... go get a footlong pen, tape it to your knuckes and try and draw a picture with the tip.

Which brings a thought to my mind... how long are his upper arms and lower arms and could he even bring his claws to his mouth or nose in a manner conducive to removing the webbing...?

Nice, and again.
Storm's cape has what to do with Spiderman webbing his face/eyes/nose/mouth and Wolverine cutting it away without being webbed up again?

Remember, Wolverine will be blind & suffocated here, and he will be being ATTACKED.

When he tries to cut it off, he'll be webbed more...until he's totally webbed.

Wolverine's biggest failure in life is the fact he has no long range weapons.

Originally posted by long pig
Nice, and again.
Storm's cape has what to do with Spiderman webbing his face/eyes/nose/mouth and Wolverine cutting it away without being webbed up again?

Remember, Wolverine will be blind & suffocated here, and he will be being ATTACKED.

When he tries to cut it off, he'll be webbed more...until he's totally webbed.

Wolverine's biggest failure in life is the fact he has no long range weapons.

Still dodging. Wolverine is fast and accurate enough to get the job done. 🙂

Wolveirne cuts the amount of webs off he needs, end of story. 🙂

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Lack of precision as in they're foot long implements that extend from between his knuckles. You're an artist... go get a footlong pen, tape it to your knuckes and try and draw a picture with the tip.

Which brings a thought to my mind... how long are his upper arms and lower arms and could he even bring his claws to his mouth or nose in a manner conducive to removing the webbing...?

Because he's so rigid and has so little control over his claws that he can only move his limbs in one way?

Not at all. 🙂

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Is this your way of saying you have no proof ?

You have to be retarded to not know that Spider-mans webbing is sticky and effective at blinding people quickly.

How long do you think it takes Spidey to get in close and get a solid hit on Wolverine?

Second of all, how accurate to you think you are with the back of your hand? It's not easy.

Originally posted by MuffinmanMike
You have to be retarded to not know that Spider-mans webbing is sticky and effective at blinding people quickly.

How long do you think it takes Spidey to get in close and get a solid hit on Wolverine?

Second of all, how accurate to you think you are with the back of your hand? It's not easy.

Doesn't mater how accurate twister is, just wolverine.

Oh and look. 🙂

Originally posted by jinzin
daredevil has outsped doc ock before too... it's not that impressive...

the thing is doc ock doesn't see bullets coming at him in slow motion.. wolverine does.. spiderman tagging dock ock in the face isn't quite impressive for an example of him doing the same to wolverine.

in either case what's to stop wolverine from cutting through the webbing has it comes at him or cutting it off with a "faster than the eye can register" swipe...?

Thats the thing. When you compare wolverine and spider-man in terms of speed, spidey is much much faster..................

Originally posted by LethalFemme
who's in ur avy?

deadpool

Originally posted by Porsche
How are you completely web a guy up when he has blades on both hands? I don't get it. If you get one arm, the other is quick to free it.

Counting on Spiderman "completely webbing him up" is like counting on a miracle.. slim hopes there.

Spiderman will run out of his bioweb before Wolverine runs out of claws.

oh dear comparing speed feats again. Spidey is much much faster and you know it............ 🙄

Is that pic of wolvie and gateway ur new sig? Will I don't know how but u must have changed the writing, cause wolvie think's spidey is a sissie, he even said so himself in one of the later issues.

Yeah he changed it with photoshop and put it in his sig for spite.

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
Yeah he changed it with photoshop and put it in his sig for spite.

😄