Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by scotsmn1,019 pages

How many times does Wolverine have to tag Spiderman for it to stop being pis/cis? At some point you have to either say.. "hey, Wolverine must be faster than I thought, since he keeps tagging Spiderman in different issues" OR "hey, Spiderman must be slower than I thought since he keeps getting tagged by Wolverine." This wasn't a one time occurence; it's part of the norm now. By the way, Spiderman gets hit by other guys that are supposedly slower than him.. mere humans.

Originally posted by brainchild81
😆 You didn't say "prefectly" and I hope you never do. Then what makes it so difficult for him to get hit again? He simply got socked, he didn't let him do anything.

What? Let one of your friends stand w fists in front of him(Give him knives to hold if it helps) Punch him in the side of the face(don't really punch him, especially if he's holding knives) You'll get it then.

I'm no good at punching through knives. . . you might be . . but seriously. . . How did he punch him without hitting the claws?

Unless someone oved the claws. . . and if wolverine moved the claws out of the way. . . then Wolverine let Spiderman hit him.

Originally posted by scotsmn
How many times does Wolverine have to tag Spiderman for it to stop being pis/cis?
Something the spiderman fanboys think and even fail to pick up on that they're being mocked about it is that no matter how many times something happens, pis will always be pis.

Now I know C-master will probably love to use the Punisher with prep thread against me where I said that. . but he fails to realize I was mocking the spiderman fanboys.

Originally posted by scotsmn
At some point you have to either say.. "hey, Wolverine must be faster than I thought, since he keeps tagging Spiderman in different issues" OR "hey, Spiderman must be slower than I thought since he keeps getting tagged by Wolverine." This wasn't a one time occurence; it's part of the norm now. By the way, Spiderman gets hit by other guys that are supposedly slower than him.. mere humans.
No, they never have to say that. Never have to think that. for to them anything that portrays Spiderman as less than perfect is PIS. . .

Originally posted by Creshosk
I'm no good at punching through knives. . . you might be . . but seriously. . . How did he punch him without hitting the claws?

Unless someone oved the claws. . . and if wolverine moved the claws out of the way. . . then Wolverine let Spiderman hit him.

You're not punching through knives. You're punching around them. He punched him in the side of the face. Not the front. See? Got punched the 1st time. And got punched again

Originally posted by brainchild81
You're not punching through knives. You're punching around them. He punched him in the side of the face. Not the front. See?
The knives were on the side of the face, not the front of the face see?

So where are his claws?

Why do you see claws in front of his face then? His hands are in front of him.

Originally posted by brainchild81
Why do you see claws in front of his face then? His hands are in front of him.
Why do you see his claws to the side of his face?

See where I have extended the claws off the canvas? they are to show that his claws are to the side of his face.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Why do you see his claws to the side of his face?

See where I have extended the claws off the canvas? they are to show that his claws are to the side of his face.

The claws are clearly in the foreground Cresh.

Originally posted by brainchild81
The claws are clearly in the foreground Cresh.
No they aren't, They are clearly on the side of his head. Look closely,

Swing behind the claws and you'd hit more to the back of the head.

To hit where he hit he'd have to go through the claws. . .

Originally posted by Creshosk
No they aren't, They are clearly on the side of his head. Look closely,
Yes they are. That's why his head is in the background and you can see claws in the front of it.

Originally posted by brainchild81
Yes they are. That's why his head is in the background and you can see claws in the front of them.
They're to the side which is why his head is to the side of the claws. Only one claw is in front of him, and it's not even in front of his face.

😆 Fine artwork there Cresh. Claws from both hands are clearly positioned in front of his face. They are in the foreground. See the yellow part of the mask? You can't see all of it. Why? drillclaws

As much as you'd wish otherwise the claws go to the side of the facce. Sorry, but that's just the way it is. See how only one of the the black mask "ear"s are behind the yellow part of his mask? His face is turned slightly to the side. Other wise both ears would be in front of the yellow part. So the claws are to the side of the face. Sorry.

Originally posted by Creshosk
As much as you'd wish otherwise the claws go to the side of the facce. Sorry, but that's just the way it is. See how only one of the the black mask "ear"s are behind the yellow part of his mask? His face is turned slightly to the side. Other wise both ears would be in front of the yellow part. So the claws are to the side of the face. Sorry.
Yes he is turned slightly to the side. They're in front of his face and to the side. Front and to the side. Still possible to be punched around as Spidey did. *Kevin Costner stands in front of a screen with a pointer. "Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side."

Originally posted by brainchild81
Yes he is turned slightly to the side. They're in front of his face and to the side. Front and to the side. Still possible to be punched around as Spidey did. *Kevin Costner stands in front of a screen with a pointer. "Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side. Front and to the side."
WE're making progress. . .

No he'd have to punch through them since they are to the side.

Front and to the side:

But they aren't ON his side though. They didn't cover up the side of his face. The fact that you can see 'em in front of him shows that. They would've been in positon to block punches coming from in front of him. Not those aimed directly @ the side of his face. Thus

Originally posted by brainchild81
But they aren't ON his side though. They didn't cover up the side of his face. The fact that you can see 'em in front of him shows that. They would've been in positon to block punches coming from in front of him. Not those aimed directly @ the side of his face. Thus
Again, ihe took his claws down. . where are the claws in the him getting hit picture?

Oh yeah, okay well gotta go back on the "to the front AND the side" and say they were only in front of him.

Uhn uh

Again, his head is turned to the side slightly, You can tell by the black ears of his costume, other wise both would be ifn front.

From our perspective, he's turned to the side slightly. Then the claws are in front and to the side slightly from here. if hisd head were to be turned more to the fron the ears would be aligned, and the claws would be MORE to the side of his face than they are in the 3/4 veiw shot.

Which means in order to land that shot Spiderman would have to punch through the claws since they would be more on the side if Wolverine were turned more to the camera. Which means in order to hit the side of his head without punching the claws the claws would have to be removed.

Since the claws were removed when they were right there blocking, wolverine must have pulled the claws out of Spiderman's way.

Why would he go from a defensive poition, to a prone position like that unless he was intending to be hit?

Your whole premise of "wolverine didn't let him." is thus invalid. as he would have had to punch the claws if Wolverine were still fighting. the absence of the claws in the getting hit shot indicates they were removed, thus Wolverine was letting him.

The fact that the claws are between us and the camera in the 2/3 indicates they were more to the side, but slighty in fornt as I have indicated.

but this is mainly guesswork anyway? we can only grasp actually information from what they said and and from what we personally see in the picures...............

Originally posted by scotsmn
How many times does Wolverine have to tag Spiderman for it to stop being pis/cis? At some point you have to either say.. "hey, Wolverine must be faster than I thought, since he keeps tagging Spiderman in different issues" OR "hey, Spiderman must be slower than I thought since he keeps getting tagged by Wolverine." This wasn't a one time occurence; it's part of the norm now. By the way, Spiderman gets hit by other guys that are supposedly slower than him.. mere humans.

so he gets hit by humans and wolverine but not lasers or bullets?