Originally posted by whobdamandogWhy where are the lord wolverine's true powers, I have misplaced his scripture...
He must first receive ye Truth, as ye and me have. Then, when he believes in a power that transcends logic..such as sales and marketing, he will become one of our full fledged ushers..and understand the true source of our Lord Wolverine's powers.
Originally posted by TwisterGameXI'm making fun of a comic character, not a member of the forum, and I'll do so as I please, you say you're 19 years old. Act like it... stop being so sensitive.
before I told him to stop. The thing is you are bashing now and going on for pages and pages and pages. This is low even for you.
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I'm making fun of a comic character, not a member of the forum, and I'll do so as I please, you say you're 19 years old. Act like it... stop being so sensitive.
Is that I think it was wdman w/e had a poster with jinzin cresh, wolverine 888 and my name on it ?
Is that why you refer to every guy that defends wolverine as fanboys then starts to say something about the Gods ?
JJust seriously stop playing around. You said you were 19 so why act like this for over 10 pages.
Originally posted by TwisterGameXI never told you how old I was, and you don't tell me what to do... I come on here to joke off.
Is that I think it was wdman w/e had a poster with jinzin cresh, wolverine 888 and my name on it ?Is that why you refer to every guy that defends wolverine as fanboys then starts to say something about the Gods ?
JJust seriously stop playing around. You said you were 19 so why act like this for over 10 pages.
Oh yea, I forgot, no joking in the church of wolvigod while its in session, you could be executed...
Sorry learned one.
Fanboy Wolverine's powers: By Darkcrawler
Can cut anything in the universe, no matter what it is, even if he doesn't have strength to do it.
Can regenerate from an single cell in matter of milliseconds.
Can win ANY fight against all types of brawlers.
Even God can't break his skeleton.
Can move so fast that his enemies can't see him before their hands are cut off.
No thing on Earth can stop him once he gets moving. Blasts from gods cant stop him. Class 100 punches can't even move him. He will ALWAYS get close enough to his enemy to cut them.
Can beat people that are stronger, faster and more intellect then him. On the same time.
ALWAYS gets at least one shot in his opponent.
That shot hits ALWAYS an fatal place.
Emits an psionic field that makes his enemies to come close at him and resort in brawling. And he will ALWAYS beat an brawler.
Can somehow hit people that move so fast that his eyes can't perceive them.
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
When did wolvigod get such an upgrade oh great one?
It was always there..yet since ye and me did not believe..the power would not manifest itself to us. Now through the power of ye trinity.
1. Lord Wolverine
2. Plot Device
3. Sales
Lord Wolverine is able to show his true power.
Chapter 30 verse 4 from the book of Ad Nauseum states..
3. As long as ye buy..the power of the Lord Wolverine will never die.
With each person we convert to the faith..the greater the power of our lord Wolverine. Through sales..The power of our Lord will never die. Through the plot device..we get to view the the true power of our Lord..through the written and visual medium.
Originally posted by whobdamandogFanboy
It was always there..yet since ye and me did not believe..the power would not manifest itself to us. Now through the power of ye trinity.1. Lord Wolverine
2. Plot Device
3. SalesLord Wolverine is able to show his true power.
Chapter 30 verse 4 from the book of Ad Nauseum states..
3. As long as ye buy..the power of the Lord Wolverine will never die.
With each person we convert to the faith..the greater the power of our lord Wolverine. Through sales..The power of our Lord will never die. Through the plot device..we get to view the the true power of our Lord..through the written and visual medium.
Fanboy is the term used to describe fanatic persons that have discovered an comic book character and started to feel an affinity at him. In most cases, this affinity is normal, and manifests only as liking to the character. The person can admit when his character will lose, and will not defend him in every imaginable situation. In this cases, the person is referred as "fan".
But in one case out of twenty, the affinity grows gradually, until the person evolves into monstrosity called FANBOY. Fanboyness is an psychological disorder that has close relation to schizophrenia. The exact cause to fanboyness is not known, but fanboyness is one of the most annoying psychological conditions on world. When a person suffers a case of fanboyness, something in his brain snaps. The person will have delusions that make him believe that his favorite character is unbeatable. He thinks that his favorite can beat any being, even god, with or without the right situations. He will overrate his favorites abilities. His character is always the best, most skilled and coolest.
Most fanboys are under 18. They usually don't have any knowledge of comic books outside their own favorite character. In most cases, the fanboy is not even an expert in knowledge about his own character. If you encounter an fanboy, remember that he is totally impervious to common sense. Only the most skilled specialists can cure the fanboy from the horrible disease that is known as FANBOYNESS.
Most common character that fanboys worship:
Wolverine.
This character has hands down most annoying fanboys. They believe that Wolverine will beat anybody in ease, that no force on earth can move him, and his claws can cut through anything. List of powers that Fanboy Wolverine has:
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Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Fanboy Wolverine's powers:
Can cut anything in the universe, no matter what it is, even if he doesn't have strength to do it.
Can regenerate from an single cell in matter of milliseconds.
Can win ANY fight against all types of brawlers.
Even God can't break his skeleton.
Can move so fast that his enemies can't see him before their hands are cut off.
No thing on Earth can stop him once he gets moving. Blasts from gods cant stop him. Class 100 punches can't even move him. He will ALWAYS get close enough to his enemy to cut them.
Can beat people that are stronger, faster and more intellect then him. On the same time.
ALWAYS gets at least one shot in his opponent.
That shot hits ALWAYS an fatal place.
Emits an psionic field that makes his enemies to come close at him and resort in brawling. And he will ALWAYS beat an brawler.
Can somehow hit people that move so fast that his eyes can't perceive them.
Ten most common signs for Wolverine fanboy:
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Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Below are my tested and proved top ten signs of a wolverine fanboy:
1. Brings up Wolvie feats, but can't explain how they'd logically work.
2. Uses insults as a last defense, because the fanboy feels that it makes them look smart, and right about what they're saying.
3. Thrives off Wolvie feats and biased info, Wolverine fights his best, while everyone else gets a handicap.
4. Thinks Wolverine beats everyone because he is Weapon X.
5. Has a HUGE distaste for spidey and his supporters, as he's in Wolverine's way to #1.
6. Has the grammar of a kindergartener.
7. Gets mad when logic is used againt them.
8. Are the same people in every Wolverine thread.
9. Thinks every superhero is jealous of Wolverine.
10. Thinks Wolverine can easily beat Namor.
If the opponent shows any of the following systems, its best to log off thread threadand avoid using anymore logic with them.