Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by Metalmanx1,019 pages
Originally posted by masterbruce
Metalmanx and his stubborness is driving me INSANE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And you're just a field full of daisies yourself. 😉

Originally posted by masterbruce
Metalmanx and his stubborness is driving me INSANE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HAHA

It doesn't matter🙂

Wolverine is only going to get a majority of wins in a fight with Spiderman if he tries to go hand 2 hand, otherwise Wolverine is losing🙂

Originally posted by Metalmanx
And you're just a field full of daisies yourself. 😉

what the hell does that even mean? 😕

Originally posted by masterbruce
uh oh...you brought LOGIC into this argument..that's a big NO NO

... I forgot. 🙁

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I have to be honest, I don't see whats impressive here. Spider-man is swinging on a web, which means that if anything this "speed feat" (a term I use very losesly in this situation, mind you) belongs to gravity. It just looks like Iron Man is missing a moving traget, with Spider-man tucking his legs accordingly.

Maybe there's just something I'm not understand here, srank. Perhaps you can help me out.

Seems that everytime Spidey performs an amazing feat or even a decent one, it's all "Oh, great. He did something again. Not that impressive".

But when Wolverine pulls of a feat that would be a warm-up for Spider-Man it's all "OMFG! WTF!!!11ONE!! ROFLCOPTER!!!"

Did I miss a memo or something? 😬

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
... I forgot. 🙁

remember, Spiderman CAN move faster than BULLETS...IN MIDAIR!

Originally posted by masterbruce
what the hell does that even mean? 😕

Ponder over that one for awhile. When you figure it out, you will have achieved one-ness with the universe.

Take your time now.

Originally posted by masterbruce
remember, Spiderman CAN move faster than BULLETS...IN MIDAIR!

Leave the sarcasm to folks that are good at using it 😉

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Maybe there's just something I'm not understand here, srank. Perhaps you can help me out.

Seems that everytime Spidey performs an amazing feat or even a decent one, it's all "Oh, great. He did something again. Not that impressive".

But when Wolverine pulls of a feat that would be a warm-up for Spider-Man it's all "OMFG! WTF!!!11ONE!! ROFLCOPTER!!!"

Did I miss a memo or something? 😬

Wolverine took a NUCLEAR BOMB to the face and healed in minutes. Does Spiderman have any feats even near as impressive?

Originally posted by Soleran
Leave the sarcasm to folks that are good at using it 😉

Leave the witty wisecracks to folks who can spare more than 3 braincells.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Ponder over that one for awhile. When you figure it out, you will have achieved one-ness with the universe.

Take your time now.

The last mystery left on Earth for masterbruce to decipher...
He will achieve omniscient.

Originally posted by bigbran

He will achieve omniscient.

uhhh...ya mean omniscience?

Originally posted by masterbruce
Leave the witty wisecracks to folks who can spare more than 3 braincells.

Those were my thoughts as well, now you should take your own advice because I am not sure if you can even spare 3 of those braincells and you aren't very witty.

Spiderman shouldn't have a problem at all overtaking Wolverine ESPECIALLY in the city where he has mobility and webs.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Ponder over that one for awhile. When you figure it out, you will have achieved one-ness with the universe.

Take your time now.

Metalmanx, you're being childish now trying to call me names.

Originally posted by masterbruce
Wolverine took a NUCLEAR BOMB to the face and healed in minutes. Does Spiderman have any feats even near as impressive?

No, no feats that can compare to that. I'm afraid Spider-Man does not possess a GODDAMN healing factor like Wolverine's.

I can only assume if Spider-Man had a healing factor equivalent to Wolverine's then he, too, could heal from a nuclear bomb (even though as I recall, it was actually NAPALM that you're referring to).

Jeez. Common sense. 🙄

Originally posted by Soleran
ESPECIALLY in the city where he has mobility and webs.

This city would also have a lot of places for Wolverine to take cover.

Originally posted by masterbruce
Metalmanx, you're being childish now trying to call me names.

...Where did I call you a name there? 😕

Originally posted by Metalmanx

I can only assume if Spider-Man had a healing factor equivalent to Wolverine's then he, too, could heal from a nuclear bomb (even though as I recall, it was actually NAPALM that you're referring to).

it was a nuclear bomb.

Originally posted by masterbruce
This city would also have a lot of places for Wolverine to take cover.

Or to trap him in webbing? 😬

Originally posted by Metalmanx
...Where did I call you a name there? 😕

you called me a field of daisies in a sarcastic, mocking tone.