Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by StiltmanFTW1,019 pages

Originally posted by Dream Stuff
Oh please. Trotting out one low-showing/the luckiest day in that ninja's life doesn't negate the way the characters are consistently portrayed.

For the record, here's how Spidey handles a single Hand ninja:

Is he from the Hand clan...? Good to see he needs a plot device.

Parker IS consistently portrayed as having trouble with various martial artists, from fodder ones to experts. Take away Logan's powers, claws and adamantium and it'll still be a fight.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Is he from the Hand clan...? Good to see he needs a plot device.

Parker IS consistently portrayed as having trouble with various martial artists, from fodder ones to experts. Take away Logan's powers, claws and adamantium and it'll still be a fight.

What is the plot device there?

Anyway, Spiderman beat a bunch of hand ninjas in NA.

Originally posted by Mindset
What is the plot device there?

Teh train that got derailed by Iron Fist whom Spidey called. Yes, yes, I have the director's cut version of that comic 👀

Originally posted by Mindset
Anyway, Spiderman beat a bunch of hand ninjas in NA.

And yet he was felled by the fat one.

Fat people are his weakness.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Is he from the Hand clan...? Good to see he needs a plot device.

Parker IS consistently portrayed as having trouble with various martial artists, from fodder ones to experts. Take away Logan's powers, claws and adamantium and it'll still be a fight.

A fight that would extraordinarily be in Spidey's favor.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Parker IS consistently portrayed as having trouble with various martial artists, from fodder ones to experts. Take away Logan's powers, claws and adamantium and it'll still be a fight.

Two words; Spider. Fu.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Take away Logan's powers, claws and adamantium and it'll still be a fight.
After the Shang training it's the other way around actually. Take away Spider-man's powers and it would still be a fight.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, I simply felt the urge to state the obvious.

So fast that he got his ass handed to him by a single Hand ninja?

Now this is how Wolverine does against them:

There's just no comparison, really.


Oh please.. Could've fooled someone who doesn't read Wolverine and doesn't know the context. That "ninja" he blitzed was an unexperienced rookie who hasnt been in a single real fight in her etire life. Might've as well blitzed a blind old lady. Some speed feat.

Last time Wolverine fought ninjas he got stabbed like 800 times. Happens every time. Spider-man takes on dozens of them (sometimes hundreds) without getting a single scratch.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/651/avengingspiderman6thegr.jpg/

Logan can't even take on a bunch of hillbillies without getting mortally wounded six times over. They gave him a free shot too.

Fancy Dan can take both Wolverine AND Sabertooth. And that's after he wipes his a$$ with Romulus and Daken.

Originally posted by SamZED

Logan can't even take on a bunch of hillbillies without getting mortally wounded six times over. They gave him a free shot too.

😆 It's true.

Giving him the benefit of the doubt, regen/durability powers get abused by writers so much it's practically a trope...

There was a character by the name of Immortal Man who died like twice an issue, to showcase his immortality. Doesn't make him look very smart, though.. 😉

Originally posted by SamZED
After the Shang training it's the other way around actually. Take away Spider-man's powers and it would still be a fight.

Shang got schooled by Logan. You realize what would happen to his student...? It'd be just like A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back all over again... with no Return of the Jedi.

Originally posted by SamZED

Oh please.. Could've fooled someone who doesn't read Wolverine and doesn't know the context. That "ninja" he blitzed was an unexperienced rookie who hasnt been in a single real fight in her etire life. Might've as well blitzed a blind old lady. Some speed feat.

You should really be quiet considering Parker got owned by McDonald's ninja... or are they trendy now?

Originally posted by SamZED

Last time Wolverine fought ninjas he got stabbed like 800 times. Happens every time. Spider-man takes on dozens of them (sometimes hundreds) without getting a single scratch.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/651/avengingspiderman6thegr.jpg/

He didn't actually. Lol you think Parker takes on bigger groups? Read EOTS 😛

Daredevil gets hurt by some drugged ninja knockoffs, Pete can't handle an unarmed ninja... I think they should start studying at Logan's new school or something...

Originally posted by SamZED

Logan can't even take on a bunch of hillbillies without getting mortally wounded six times over. They gave him a free shot too.

New writer. And SHAME on you for disrespecting Marvel hillbillies...

I haven't seen Dum Dum around in a while. Maybe this will lure him back?

Spidey wins 10/10! biscuits

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Shang got schooled by Logan.

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Damn, Wolverine is a phucking *****!

Originally posted by Badabing
I haven't seen Dum Dum around in a while. Maybe this will lure him back?

He's been offline since his battlezone with Letters. That's almost six months.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's been offline since his battlezone with Letters. That's almost six months.
Did he lose?

Originally posted by cdtm

😛

Non canon.

Originally posted by Mindset
Did he lose?
He just stopped posting. So he lost by default.