Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by StiltmanFTW1,019 pages
Originally posted by Mindset
Did he lose?

Yes.

Originally posted by Mindset
Non canon.

It's just as canon as the recent beating he gave Iron Fist in a sparring match 🙂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes.

It's just as canon as the recent beating he gave Iron Fist in a sparring match 🙂

Lol.

And so it's non canon, gotcha.

Spider-Man's martial training is finally starting to show. Shang's just a beast when he knows who he's fighting.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes.

It's just as canon as the recent beating he gave Iron Fist in a sparring match 🙂

And that Squirrel Girl gave to Logan right after. 😄

I don't know, they can't "both" be the first time Shang Chi's squared off against an opponent with animal senses and an accelerated healing factor, could they?

Originally posted by cdtm
And that Squirrel Girl gave to Logan right after. 😄

I don't know, they can't "both" be the first time Shang Chi's squared off against an opponent with animal senses and an accelerated healing factor, could they?

Wolverine had Squirrel Girl in an armlock... that's the closet anyone has come to beating her. Luckily her fearsome squirrels shows up so he back down. Wolverine knows whats up, those things can beat Thanos.

One was a fight. One was a training match. Shang probably doesn't count that as a fight. /shrug

Also... Dum Dum must be dead or something.

^ Squirrel Girl always uses her squirrels. Wolverine just knew enough to give it up after his bush league attack from behind got short-circuited.

Shang definitely didn't count that as a fight. Only a lesson.

SG let him do that.

First was non canon written and drawn by a fan. This one was written and drawn by Joe and Alonso.

Originally posted by ODG
^ Squirrel Girl always uses her squirrels. Wolverine just knew enough to give it up after his bush league attack from behind got short-circuited.

Shang definitely didn't count that as a fight. Only a lesson.

Those things are pushing trans level.

Originally posted by ODG

Shang definitely didn't count that as a fight. Only a lesson.

Oh no, it wasn't a fight. It was a lesson that Wolverine tried, and failed, to avoid taking.. 😄

My earlier comments about how they both can't be "first times" was more about how their chronologically later meeting has them acting like they've never met before.

^ Wolverine looked a lot different when he was regressing. Possible explanation.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Those things are pushing trans level.
Combined with Squirrel Girl, they push her over the top of Trans characters like Thanos. 👆

Originally posted by cdtm
Oh no, it wasn't a fight. It was a lesson that Wolverine tried, and failed, to avoid taking.. 😄

My earlier comments about how they both can't be "first times" was more about how their chronologically later meeting has them acting like they've never met before.

Shang probably didn't recognize him because of the new animalistic look and the lack of adamantium...

Probably why he took it easy on him.

Originally posted by Mindset
Probably why he took it easy on him.

Shang-Chi only takes it easy on losers like Danny. 😎

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Shang-Chi only takes it easy on losers like Danny. 😎
Probably because he doesn't want Danny to get serious and erase him from existence.

Originally posted by Mindset
Probably because he doesn't want Danny to get serious and erase him from existence.

It's so cute that you think Danny could beat Shang-Chi. 😆

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
It's so cute that you think Danny could beat Shang-Chi. 😆
You must be attracted to intelligence.

😮

Originally posted by Mindset
You must be attracted to intelligence.

😮

That explains why I can only get off while looking in a mirror...

^ That's some Brucey level sh1t right there.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
It's so cute that you think Danny could beat Shang-Chi. 😆
Why wouldn't he?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
That explains why I can only get off while looking in a mirror...

You're gay.

Originally posted by Mindset
You're gay.

Like I'm not inside you right now, and we aren't posting from our phones? 🙄