Sexism studies

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Originally posted by Phoenix
Behind every great man is a great woman...and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her butt!

i should stop making fun of them now, after all i AM the one hard up for a boyfriend

"Men are like fine wine; It's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you would like to have dinner with".

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-- Jerry Seinfield

Sex and beer is all we need

Originally posted by GroundedAgain
i should stop making fun of them now, after all i AM the one hard up for a boyfriend

me too, me too!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I wonder why? Is it cos I say things like...

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

tell me when i cross over the line into b*tch land...

Yup, that's probably the reason 😱

Not over the ***** line, but on your way to Spenster

Pre-menstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.
-Heinlein

So true, so true...

Originally posted by diegocala
Not over the ***** line, but on your way to Spenster

what does spenster mean? or did ya mean spinster?

In the interest in being kind to men, I will post this (and its SO true in my case!)

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

I had a moment like this yesterday...

There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - of course they'd be wrong - but you could still use them.

I found all these from www.siglets.com

Originally posted by Phoenix
what does spenster mean? or did ya mean spinster?

Like Crazy Cat Lady in the Simpsons! Thats gonna be me - Ive got two already officially, and we have about five extra that just hang out in our garden and steal food!

Bitterness is like a hairball I guess, just sticks 😄