Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander 馃槀
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown 馃槀
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life. ~Alice Thomas Ellis 馃槀 hows that for sexism studies 馃槢
How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 馃槀
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked sex ed. 馃槀
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. ~Author Unknown
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. ~Ella Harris
Three wise men - are you serious? ~Author Unknown enough said 馃槀
If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? ~Chocolate Waters
馃槀 i got more
okay here are some more.....
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
馃槀 thats me fav 馃槅
It is because of men that women dislike one another. ~Jean de La Bruy猫re, Characters, 1688 馃檨 thats sad but true
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress. ~Steve Martin
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A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. ~Karl Kraus
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare
When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome. ~Jean Giraudoux
well thats it for now as u can see some are pro men and some are against but all are pro women so 馃槢 and i got all these from www.quotegarden.com 馃槉
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper there you go 馃槢
if men are expected to do the same things as women we must teach them twice as hard 馃槀 take that
well i dont wanna offend any nice guy its just for THOSE *couch...113...cough* who think theyre better than women 馃槢