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Just, just forget what i said about a mummy in the bathroom.

Unless you practice a different Faith, in which case, transfer my insult to the Deity of your belief!

The goat is the killer! He’s gone m-a-a-a-a-a-d!!!

After tomorrow I visit my best friend in another city.. Taking the train, I love trains. I still haven't bought him his present.. What to get ur best bud that doesn't say ur cheap or u like them to much. Below $100 is good I don't want to over do it by going over board again. Lol

Was looking at iPods but there all at 130$ do u think if I bought him an iPod that's over doing it? Or a sweater? I'm taking him to a fancy restaurant and then to the movies, it's going to be the best weekend ever!!! Ohh yeah some sluts are going us..

May i keep this? It hides all my problem areas.

First to win 3 rounds wins it ALL!

I have life sized molds of all my neighbors. Not sure how they’d feel about that.

There are girls you date, and girls who date -you-.

I got my blood pressure taken, AND i learned the meaning of the word ‘penumbra’.

You dont get paid to be a Best Man, you do it for the privilege of nailing the hottest Bridesmaid. It’s written in the Bible.

Those cows will never know what hit them.
Even after it hits them, they wont know. Because they're cows.

Egg salad.
Proof of the supernatural?

Man, you really dodged a bullet not squeezing that too hard, eh?

Screw you, inventor of the word ‘lisp’. I mean, c’mon!

You should have been thinking a little more about God before you got into this mess.
He would've stopped you at first base.

Mother always said, pierced ears are for whores, pirates, and genies.

Next stop: CHICAGO!

How’s tomorrow? Captain’s Reef, 1:30?

I swear, these montages get longer each time...!