Random Comments

Let’s just talk about Stan.

What am i doing? What are YOU doing, with your long beautiful hair, you hippy freak?!?

I’m overdoing it on the internet.
And this isnt like the time i ate a case of Mars Bars. They cant pump your stomach for porn.

I was once ordered to get over my issues w. authority.

I’m gonna need the snowblower, and ALL your butter.

Wickersham. That was fraudulent furniture!

You cant spell apathetic without pathetic.

Technically, thats an acrostic. Sick burn!

I’m gonna punch you with my truth fist in your denial nuts!

No, that was a cathartic scream of JOY!

At any given time BAM! fender bender with Steve Harvey.

Killing billions to save lives is the logic of leaders.

You can come home drunk. You can come home with a canoe.
But, you cant come home drunk with a canoe.

For all we know, there could be a secret compartment lousy with Jane Fonda workout videos.

Good to know, i need an exit strategy.

I’m like a superhero who’s power is converting oxygen into carbon dioxide!

There’s a lot of room between ‘dont like’ and ‘hate’. Its where jazz and rice pudding live.

Amateur move. You never copy/paste if you’re a perv.

No no no no no, not anything about anything you just said.

I’ll bet every Drill Sergeant wishes they could turn their head 180 degrees like an owl, to scare the shit out of basic training recruits standing behind them.