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I do appreciate a good scented oil rub down prior to sliding on the pole.

Just when you thought it was safe to sleep in a hammock...

No, but that doesnt mean you shouldnt throw out the shoe horn. Its a shoe horn. A horn. For shoes.

My dog's breath smells of dog food.

Look Ma!!!! The cows have come home!!!!

Three legged girrafes tiptoe to the bathroom to learn how to tango.

Hello Hello whats all this shouting whats all this noise we'll have no trouble here.

Lothario, Lothario. Your mom is a Lothario.

And then i climbed under, as i couldnt go over, or even around. The result? I got through.

Terrible what happened to you in the accident. Doesnt the constant whistling make it seem like your pot’s about to boil over? Seems like it would.

To err is human, you alien!

Tu Pac alive? Riiight, and Elvis just went home.

Elvis just went home? Riiight, and Phyllis Diller does dishes.

Like a tiger farting in a pond.

He’s pretty manly, for not having a penis.

Horses arent supposed to be funny. Rodeo clowna are funny, and horses kick them in the face.

No, i dont like wine.

Plastic nipples, i never would have guessed.

Seriously, not in a million years.

Sausage Party was a strange movie.

Sausage Party. Oh! That's a double entendre.