Random Comments

I apologize. If i’d known i’d have worn underpants.

Mouth watering flavor.

Woo HOO! Lets go mudding!!!

All right, i WILL talk like a man. You got me drunk and took advantage of me!

Well hump my ass and call me Ishmael.

If it CAN be done it must be done.

If it MUST be done it can be done.

If it SHOULD be done it must be done.

Step one, buy a butcher shop.

Step two, spread a rumor that butcher shops cause genital warts.

Step three, buy a big bag to put all the money in.

Just be light on your feet and be the best dancer you can be.

As his star was rising, so was his abuse of baked goods.

Dude, that is SO my pen. Give it back!

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.

You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up!

A weeble wobble’s not as much fun as it sounds.

Ooh. Instant water, just add water.

Driving a supply truck means never having to say ‘i’m out of toilet paper’.

Some ppl just dont look right with a porn stache.