Random Comments

I’m the kind of black guy that, if you dont like black ppl, i’m not gonna turn that around for you.

You should be worried about robots. Theyre the ones taking all the shitty jobs.

I’d rather not say. And for the record, it was NOT taken out of context.

RANDOM COMMENT: Hello 🙂

That’s like, if i walked around everywhere w. a Michael Jordan Wizards jersey on.

I was in the waiting room & i heard my proctologist laughing through the door. I was like ‘Ugh, i’ve got to bring my A game this week’.

If Billy Joel were a woman that song, ‘I Love You Just The Way You Are’ would be called ‘You Are My Project’.

Not sure, but i think thats an actual Militia.

So he asks me, ‘You two dated 3 years & you never cheated on her. What’s your secret?’
‘Simple’, i told him. ‘I didnt **** any other women’.

Originally posted by Dude111
RANDOM COMMENT: Hello 🙂

If i can do so and sound sincere, so much the better!

I disagree. Havent you ever seen anyone make chorizo?

I assure you sir or madame, this survey is mostly confidential.

Yeah i said a pizza my mind. Imma give you a slice.

Its like the study of Tanzanian chimpanzees by Kushida & Osaka out of Kyoto University.

And i’m not a scuba diver but guess what we did last weekend?
Thats right, rest up sister!

Except for our relationship i’m a pretty honest guy.

What’s past is prologue.

Hey watch it, Gordon Ramsey. You’re MY near death experience hallucination. I’ll think your DICK off!

Start punching yourself, it’ll save time when mom leaves.