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Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Let Loose the Porcupines!!!!! [/B]

Ok but before i do, if you're a cop you have to tell me right?

Mock if you will but theres only one of us brave enough to almost do what i practically did!

He asked you during sex? Did he get down on one knee or was he already on both?

Spent the night under a Cloudy Sky surrounded by a Wall of Fog on a Frozen Field with a blanket of snow which was covering a sheet of ice while reading a comic about a White Wolf and his Black blade.

Damn it was cold out there....but still fun.

A soldier loses his rifle, and a commander tells him he has to pay for it.

"You mean if I lose a jeep, I have to pay for it?"

"Yes."

"If I lose a tank, I have to pay for it?"

"Yes."

"No wonder a captain always goes down with his ship!"

Friends are like Jelly Donuts, it's what's on the inside that counts. 🙂

Soon my upper lip will be the same fake blond color as your hair.

Sweaty. Unhygenic. Smelly. Take your pick.

Yeah, i read Latin. Catholic school; it didn't stick.

Bad news, the axe was super sharp & she lost a toe. Good news, she was born w. eleven.

I’ve spent a lifetime making ppl happy. Plastic surgeons & lawyers mostly.

You can have this back, its actually kind of wet.

I’m easy on the eyes, and hard everywhere else.

Oh the things i’ve seen.
I dont even eat at resaurants anymore. Might as well lick a sewer grate.

No i’d rather not. I’m just trying to burst into flame.

Ur weird

And that made you feel...mad? Keep going; i guess i’m good at this!

Out of pocket rocket.

We can go to the Korean bath house & do that thing we were talking about where we wash each other.