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I keep on having to pee its not my fault

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No; this isnt like that time in Norway when i trapped you in a sauna w. a horny otter.

Well i came here to get a bottle of wine, like mother taught us to do when we were sad.

We’ll go to a native american sweat lodge, take peyote, roll around in the mud and paint fertility symbols on our naked bodies.
It'll be just like Prom!

Did I ever tell you I have an incredible memory?

I suffer from OCD

Its pivot step pivot.. Not pivot step step pivot. Get it right!

Take me to see Chris. The Unhappy Sheep.

What are you a nun? Thats barely a full erection.

One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel & broke its neck. It was both tragic and funny af.

You were too controlling, and i ate food from garbage plates & wouldnt talk to old ppl.

My lord Neckron will soon have a full battalion..

Unis my dear, we got that Larraby grant.

Who knew such a dark spot on my past woud be a positive!

Pls. She's hot. She's Welcome at more places than American Express.

Everyone needs food, and air, and Matt Damon, but thats it probably.

Who knew deactivating the Imodium hydrophilic aronic acid would neutralize the compounds in my theory

Look, your daughter is a hot mess. You have to stop bringing her to things!

I wanted to call, but they put a lock on the phone down at social services.