Random Comments

Once the thrill of dating a stripper is gone, you're just left w. a girlfriend who always has change for a five.

He’s been so moody since they cancelled Ryan’s Hope.

You're what i like to call “Arizona ignorant”.

When my mom’s slept w. as many men as yours has, we’ll compare notes.

Shut up your mom was a saint but she didnt like me

Did i hear he was having an affair? Yes. From you. An hour ago.

Clearly good looks run in from your family.

Wow! The Pope’s gotten fat. He’s a holy roly poly.

Clearly your set to die. Just give me one hint where?

Malaka malaka

Clearly intelligence runs from your family.

Neither of you should be dating anyone. PPL have relationships. You two have relation SHITS.

Dont bring my penis into this, my penis has no dog in this fight.

I’m a callous egomaniac & you’re going to leave me. No you wont, i’m great.

Im a psychopath no ego involved just crazy. I get thrills with just the thought

Between impulse and action there is a realm of stability is lost on you.

You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog!

He’d eat the whole can of Planters because i have a peanut allergy. He’s a unique combination of squirrel & saint.

Dont be so melodramatic. Now, lets help you fake your own death and disappear forever.

Not a problem. No one who’s there to see you is in any position to judge you for sleeping on the bus station floor.