THE HOTH TUB PUB

Started by Ushgarak31 pages

And tbis really isn't what they told me life was like at the Temple...

(Goes to get Acme Snowball Maker)

(slithers into hot tub). Mmmmm....much better. Well aren't you two looking cozy now...hey, why are these blobs of jelly floating in here ? Thats disgusting. Thats worse than hauling dead clowns around in your winnebago. You know its too freakin' cold to get back out of here...eventually I guess we'll just turn into prunes. And I hate prunes. (Hollers toward RC's speaker) Hey, send a subspace out to queeq. Tell him to get his butt here so it can freeze with the rest of us. (Grabs rubber ducky floating by and squeezes it, shooting water out of its butt at Ush) hehehee. Fun tubby time !!! 😂

Oh GREAT I just got hits dry... not coming for the snowman making, Gundy?

Come on Gundy! We're going outside! You coming?

##He's already here someplace. I'm almost tempted to come out there and give you a backrub... But only tempted##

He he! I have a confession to make! Did you see the snowman outside as you came in? Well have you SEEN queeq lately? 😄 🤣 😄

Well, gee, ya already ripped my shirt off in RP. Not too much left, ya know. 😂

Yeah, I'll help ya build your snowman. (digs spare mad doctor clothes out of winnebago) guess these'll have to do...(starts rolling snowball)

##Next time I'll let ya bleed to death then...##

*Fondly remembers*

Uh-oh... not a GUNDARK snowman...

Well gee thanks RC. You're a real pal. 😂

Yes, Ush. A GUNDARK snowman. And since I am Gundark and I am the only one who knows what one looks like, I'm the only one who can make one. 😈

And yes, that other snowman does look amazingly like queeq......

Suddenly our innocent snowman making activity has turned EVIL...

Well I thught it may have been a bit mean of us to leave him out there in the cold so I have put him in my crystal ball for safe keeping!

Queeq in a ball? What a wonderful present idea!

Now Gundy how about you?

*walks in, wipes his snowboots*

Well, where are you guys. I just finished MY snowman. I had to come up with something extraordinary so I got my inspiration from the most inspirational source in the universe: ME. Like it? 😄

*Lines up blaster cannon and Fires*

*Snowman melts into a piddle of slush*

##Hehe, nice Snowman queeq##

*Sits back and enjoys the comfort of his nice warm ship.*

Suddenly this seems less fun...

Hang on! if that's queeq then who is this?

Anyone heard from Phinney lately?

Oh my god! Phinney?