THE HOTH TUB PUB

Started by Edna_witch31 pages

Woo hoo! Now this is what I call a hot tub! What more could I want? I have relaxing hot water, bubbles, rubber duckies, Jelly, and great company too! This is the life!

Must be said, I'm not entirely unhappy...

Why not?

Becuase I have made you happy, of course!

Aah! Thanks! Aren't you jut the sweetest?

God, I hope she doesn't feel too stupid in the morning... heck, it IS the morning...

*quietly plugs hot tub into solar flare outlet to keep water hot and comfy* 😄

*Runs out, grabs Ush Lightsabre and runs back inside.*

*Compares it to his Lightsaber.*

Wow, wonder where Ush found this old thing? It must be at least 20 years old.

Yeah, classic, isn't it? Not like this new fangled rubbish...

(Ush is wearing his spare robes, and is desperately trying to dry out his main ones. This is not easy on Hoth. They keep freezing.)

Well... THAT was an odd evening.

It probably was; I don't have many odd evenings to compare mine against.

OOohhh, Ush and Edna. I sense romance in the air. Finti! Music please.

Thanks for helping me get warm Ush! How could I possibly feel stupid? Oh I see!

No that you're all warm, let's go outside and make a snowman.

I dunno! I've heard there are big white fierce furry monsters out there!

I heard they were just hand puppets seen from a strange angle...

Still warm, Edna?

I'm lovely and cosy thank you Ush. Hand puppets? Really? Oh OK then! Snow men here we come!

You know, I always imagined Witches would be weird and mysterious...

I's betting that sabres will be no good for this job, right?

Are you trying to say Im not weird and mytserious?

Not necessarily. But I would never have imagined the 'making snowmen' part.

What's wrong with making snowmen?

Come on last one out gets a snowball down their top!