THE HOTH TUB PUB

Started by Edna_witch31 pages

Oh good! Where is the hot tubb anyway? Can I have a hug just for good measur?

I guess so...

(Walks over and hugs Edna, pausing only to move lightsabre out of the way)

(Edna squeezes Ush tight and then drags him with her into the tub.)

Take that (rubs a load of bubbles in his face)

Hey! Mind my sabre!

(Thinks- Yeah, THAT'S the right thing to say...)

What? Oh that! (Throws saber into the distance)

Hey!

And HEY! It's spelt sabRE! Well, MY one certainly is...

Well you don't need one of those in a hot tub!

Well THAT'S true...

I thought Gundy was going to come in the hot tub and keep warm with us?

Anyway where is my jelly!

(Ush snaps his fingers, and the hover-tray of jelly comes over)

I am sure Gundy will be here soon. Gundy?

I think everyone has left us! It's very quiet!

HEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I think they are all asleep, Edna...

(Meanwhile, Ush is wondering about his dry cleaning bill)

Nah! Who cares about dry cleaning. We can drip dry! Our clothe will be fine!

Ok then...

So... do they do this much on Dathomir?

No notreally! Dathomir isnt that cold. Well it is in some regions but not in the singiing mountains!

Right-oh... I was going to say, you don't seem to have caught onto how baths work...

It's a hot tub not a bath!

Totally different! Do we have a ripple thing in the tub by the way? That would be cool!

Um... yeah, I think we do... this is a hi-tech tub, after all...

Ooh! Turn it on! Turn it on!

(Turns it on, with a due sense of apprehension...)