101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

Started by Captain REX10 pages

I just put water in my hair and hope it looks okay...might start spiking it. Who knows.

Actually my next hair cut will be a professional cut, I want a fade look, not just a buzzed head.

Koolio foolio...

number 8 as it pertains to some Asian countries....as a guy you don't have to pop a squat or time bathroom breaks to coincide with being at your apartment if you have bad knees

some things about China suck👇

I know stuff about cars.

Does that make me a girl guy ??

11 - You don't have to stop whenever you see someone crying.
12 - Your ass isn't a factor in job interviews.
13 - Your orgasms are real.
14 - A beer belly doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15 - You save a lot of money because you don't buy make up or maxi pads.
16 - You don't have to carry a big as purse full of useless shit all the time.
17 - You don't have to hold your skirt everytime your going in a stairway in a public place.
18 - You can go to a public restroom by yourself and not with a bunch of friends.
19 - Your last name isn't lost in marriage.
20 - You are capable of leaving a hotel room messy.

13-mine better be real or someone isnt getting any till they get their shit together

21 - When the quality of your work is criticized you don't think everybody secretely hates you.
22 - In case you needed, you can hunt or fish for food.
23 - The toolbox is all yours.
24 - You get more credit for an act of minimum intelligence.
25 - You see humor in marriage terms.
26 - The world's thought for you and by you.
27 - You don't have to scrub toilets.
28 - You can be bathed and ready for anything in 10 minutes.
29 - You don't have to worry about your reputation when it comes to sex.
30 - Wdding plans fix themselves up.

Re: 101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

Originally posted by pablo007
This will be updated daily and it's 10 answers per day and 11 on the last, here's the 1st ones.

1 - Phone calls with friends last 30 seconds.
2 - Nudity in movies is 99% female.
3 - You know stuff about cars.
4 - For 5 days vacation you only need one bag.
5 - Soccer's on sunday (here in Mexico.)
6 - You don't have to monitor your friends sex life.
7 - Restroom lines are 80% shorter.
8 - You don't have to sit down to piss.
9 - Old friends don't care if you gained or lost weight.
10 - You don't get robbed when you have a hair cut.

1. 30 seconds?! Thats a life time to me mate 😉
2. True but I'm are happy with just shirtless (men),that happens a lot.
3. I know enough.
4. My backpack is enough.
5. I love football (soccer)
6. I dont monitor my friends sex lives.
7. True. But I rarelly go to a public restroom.
8. We dont miss 😂 jk Are bathrooms are usually much cleaner 😉
9. I could careless about my friends weight.
10. Good thing I cut my hair about once a year.

Originally posted by pablo007
11 - You don't have to stop whenever you see someone crying.
12 - Your ass isn't a factor in job interviews.
13 - Your orgasms are real.
14 - A beer belly doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15 - You save a lot of money because you don't buy make up or maxi pads.
16 - You don't have to carry a big as purse full of useless shit all the time.
17 - You don't have to hold your skirt everytime your going in a stairway in a public place.
18 - You can go to a public restroom by yourself and not with a bunch of friends.
19 - Your last name isn't lost in marriage.
20 - You are capable of leaving a hotel room messy.
Where are u getting these ideas from?bc Half of those dont even apply to women either

Originally posted by pablo007
11 - You don't have to stop whenever you see someone crying.
12 - Your ass isn't a factor in job interviews.
13 - Your orgasms are real.
14 - A beer belly doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15 - You save a lot of money because you don't buy make up or maxi pads.
16 - You don't have to carry a big as purse full of useless shit all the time.
17 - You don't have to hold your skirt everytime your going in a stairway in a public place.
18 - You can go to a public restroom by yourself and not with a bunch of friends.
19 - Your last name isn't lost in marriage.
20 - You are capable of leaving a hotel room messy.

11. I dont.
12. Havent applied for a job yet.
13. 😗
14. Oh but it does 😂
15. Dont use make-up. If maxi pads is what I think well man shave everyday.
16. Everything I need is in my pockets.
17. Dont wear skirts.
18. When I use them I go alone.
19. Mine wont be (if I decide to get married)
20. Oh believe me I def do that.

Kes, we are all aware you break the stereotype... rather like Narcil...

mmkay im a chick and i know more about cars than all the guys in my school mmkay i can even fix em anything mmkay so half of dat is not true mmkay

Should I put tomorrow's list today ?

And maxi pads aren't for make-up Kes

Originally posted by pablo007
And maxi pads aren't for make-up Kes

I said that if they are what I think (which is for that time of the month)I didnt say they had anything to do with make up. I just contered it with man having to shave everyday.

om g hahahahhaha

So should I post tomorrow's list ?

yessssssssss

Originally posted by pablo007
21 - When the quality of your work is criticized you don't think everybody secretely hates you.
22 - In case you needed, you can hunt or fish for food.
23 - The toolbox is all yours.
24 - You get more credit for an act of minimum intelligence.
25 - You see humor in marriage terms.
26 - The world's thought for you and by you.
27 - You don't have to scrub toilets.
28 - You can be bathed and ready for anything in 10 minutes.
29 - You don't have to worry about your reputation when it comes to sex.
30 - Wdding plans fix themselves up.

21. Only worked at school and never had that problem.
22. Yeh right 😂
23. Actually its mine and my dads. But my mum uses it the most.
24. Wouldnt know how that feels 😂
25. 😑 you got me there. What are marriage terms?
26. Really?
27. Neither do I.
28. Probably less.
29. What reputation?😑
30. Again if I do get married my mum would plan mine.