31 – If someone forgets to invite you somewhere you can still be friends.
32 – Your underwar costs $10 dollars and you get 3 items.
33 - Cheerleaders.
34 – Not any of your co-workers has the capacity to make you cry.
35 – You don’t shave anywhere under your neck.
36 – You don’t have to cuddle with a hairy ass every night.
37 – No one cares if your 34 and single.
38 – You can write your name in the snow (taking a leak).
39 – You can enter a pissing championship.
40 – All your face stays the same color