KMC Soap Opera

"the bastad! he's always one step ahead of me!" 😉
(Homer Simpson, Holloween Special)

*runs off with legolas*

*plots to kill phoe* 😈

I'm back! I never really died in the car accident! I want my wife back!!!

*runs off with random guy* 😖hifty:

*runs after silva-dats my boyfriend ya know*

*runs faster and jumps off cliff* not anymore 😈

*laughs knowing dat silva will cum back in about 2 or 3 years and claim she has been livin' another life in guam for this entire time*

*gets shot by a coke head*

*resurects Tied Hiker to bring pain and evil to the world* 😈

*blows up silva's corvette*

*Jimmy runs in*
"I told you it wouldn't work, plank."
*plank just stares*

*someone just called on callwave and all we cood hear was a commercial for lilo&stitch and very heavy breathin* DUN DUN DUN

*rises from the dead (thanks to silver) and passes through town as a zombie*

"SOunds like like and stitch"
*jimmy starts breakdancing*

*shoots TH with huge shotgun and runs* 😈

*runs in and wipes silva's finga prints on shot-gun and plants th's on there*

*still breakdancin*

*hands over money to grounded for doing this for me 😄*

*stops dancing and sees shotgun*
"Hey something to put my hands all over"