KMC Soap Opera

**devorces Hugh jackman only to marry George Clooney then cheat on him one hot steamy night with no other than........Hugh Jackman**Dun dUn dun

*returns silva's luv child and kidnaps gambit's instead*

**gets on ninja outfit and goes on another under cover mission, this time to kill grounded....and then kill mistake/love child** 🥷

*discovers that child returned to me is really the child of britney spears affair with married man.........black mails britney to become back up dancer so i can shake my booty all night and all day* 😖hifty:

*runs away in fear only to cum back and tell gambit that i was born to her fourteen and a half long a$$ years ago*

😂 **Doesnt remember pregnancy and cant figure out why.Downs 9 pain killers and 2 aleve with a bottle of Vodka**

ahhh i see where i get the alcholism from damn dat was a big werd for lil ol grounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😂 AH YES!!Now i remember!!It was during that long cruise, 20 days out at sea, me and the captain got close real close.......or wait was it the time i got locked in a limo with Bruce willis......huh cant remember.... oh well kid sorry cant remember who ur dad was, tough luck.

damn!!!!!!!!! even on da net i don't gots no dad

😂 dont worry i dont have a mom or dad on or off the net

kewl!!!!!! me niether i have a cousin and her finacee. but on this here soap i gots a possibility of like 20 dads and one alcoholic mom hmmmmmmm

😂 i have a sister,her hubby and a niece but here i have 2 love children and a hugh jackman!! 😱 Lifes great!

indeed it is 😄

see it just like a real soap opera... we all related in sum twisted way

twisted is right 😛

Oh thats right, i remembered who ur dad is.....iots silver 😂 😂

ewwwwww no way im a girl 😛

ewwwwwwww my parents are....ewwwwwwwwww

*runs away from home only to realize i have charge cards at home* 😑

*falls pregnant with Johnny Depp's child*

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