Originally posted by Tired Hiker
You will be on a date with Metal Face while he writes his next hit rap song about someone's mom. Suddenly he will ask you to help him come up with a word that rhymes with 'mom'. Help him, because his song will become a hit and he will die in a gun battle leaving you his fortune! Eight hundred and seventy million dollars and fifty cent.
hmmmm, i want my palm read
You will be sitting in a McDonalds when you suddenly see Bidmyblood2run writing songs with Metalface. Go up and ask Metal Face for his autograph. You see, Metal Face will become the greatest rapper since 2Pac. A news release will come out that Metal Face has died in a gun battle. Ignore the news, it's fake like all the news is! Metal Face never really dies. It is a stunt to give him back his Anonominity. When he resurfaces ten years later and comes out with his hit album, his autograph will be worth Seven hundred and twenty two million dollars!
Fire . . . you will be the mortician at a funeral home for the infamous rapper Metal Face. While enbalming him with make-up, your favorite shade of skin tone by the way, you will realize that he is still alive when you feel his pulse! Do not tell anyone! Metal Face is tricking the world so he can get back his private life and take a break from his fans. He will reward you with 89 million dollars and also let you sing back up vocals ten years later when he resurrects and plays a gig in Belgium!