Alias Neo . . . . you will be sighted by a casting agent to be the next "The One" in a prequel to the Matrix. You will play young Neo who is just getting into highschool and kissing girls and stuff. Accept the part from the Warchowski Brothers for sure!!! You see, what will happen is that the general public will love you so much that they will replace Keanu's face with your face in all the other movies that they will re-release in 2007!!! Earning you an estimated income of 27 Billion Dollars Cash!!!!
Force . . . you will be bartending at a Cabana Club in Rio De Jinero when Sean Connery will walk in and order a Martini, shaken not stirred. Sean will accidently leave his wife at the bar when he goes home at the end of the night. She will be drunk and she will try to seduce you. NOTE: Don't do it. She has crabs!!! Instead, tell her when she wakes up that you made sweet love to her and she will reward you with Seven hundred and sixty-two million dollars!
Originally posted by Mist
HIKER!!!! 😠LONG TIME NO PALM READING!!
😠PALM. READ. NOW. 😄
You will hear a sound in the middle of the night. You will want to get out of bed to investigate it. DON'T DO IT!!!
The source of the sound you will hear is a rabid dog attacking a disease infested ratcoon. If you leave your home to investigate, you will be bit, and though you will not die, you will suffer a serious illness for several years before you barely recover.
Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Same here.
A visitor will knock on your door in mere minutes from now looking for his pet ratcoon. DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR!!!!
This man is no friend to the ratcoon, and he may be carrying the ratcoon disease. His only interest is to hurt the ratcoon, I don't know why, that part is unclear to me . . . . foggy it is.
Just stay inside, and you won't be harmed.
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You will hear a sound in the middle of the night. You will want to get out of bed to investigate it. DON'T DO IT!!!The source of the sound you will hear is a rabid dog attacking a disease infested ratcoon. If you leave your home to investigate, you will be bit, and though you will not die, you will suffer a serious illness for several years before you barely recover.
😱 sounds nasty...
Originally posted by BlackC@t
TH, I sense an illness in your family...Your past...did you use to work for some kind of mail transporting system?
No, but BlackC@t, heed this warning. STOP USING YOUR CURRENT SHAMPOO!!!!
The batch from which your shampoo came from was bad, in that it was exposed to dangerous spores from a place unkown. You don't know it, but when you sweat, you secrete an enzyme that is deadly and can infect ratcoons. You have already infected one ratcoon already.
PLEASE simply throw your shampoo down the drain with HOT WATER!!! You will survive this unscathed, and you will no longer be contagious within twenty-four hours.