Originally posted by GuitarBunny
palm read me PLZ! 😄
GuitarBunny . . . . . you will be asked by a neighbor to babysit his pet dog. YOU MUST REFUSE!!!
The dog is rabid and has ratcoon poisoning. The man wants to hide his prize fighting pitbull from police! Best not to even answer the door. Infact, all of you need to just stay inside for the next day or so and nothing bad will happen to you.
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
GuitarBunny . . . . . you will be asked by a neighbor to babysit his pet dog. YOU MUST REFUSE!!!The dog is rabid and has ratcoon poisoning. The man wants to hide his prize fighting pitbull from police! Best not to even answer the door. Infact, all of you need to just stay inside for the next day or so and nothing bad will happen to you.
must be the same dude with the binoculars 😕
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
* waits *
You will be offered a job to help grow a unique strand of marijuana. TAKE THE JOB!!!
The bud you will be nourishing contains attribute that will cause a certain forum member here to inherit super powers! I believe this forum member to be D-Double! Help him get his powers, for he is destined to do great things for mankind!
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*gets in queue*
You will find a dead ratcoon that used to carry a deadly disease. Freeze dry the ratcoon, then grind it into a fine powder. The result will be miraculous when you mix the powder into a lotion, creating micro-beads that have limitless healing attributes.
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You will find a dead ratcoon that used to carry a deadly disease. Freeze dry the ratcoon, then grind it into a fine powder. The result will be miraculous when you mix the powder into a lotion, creating micro-beads that have limitless healing attributes.
That's what my last fortune teller said....
You ppl are all the same!
*storms out*
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
The next bong rip you take may cause your brain to secrete chemicals into your blood that will give you super powers! I'm not sure wht the powers are, but you could take a bong rip and then share with us what happens! 😱
*gurgle-blurgle-gurgle-blurgle*...... Krrpt! 😖 ....... 😗Fwoooo....
*waits*... 😖hifty:
blowup ...... I'M COMBUSTIBLE-MAN! 😱
Originally posted by Clovie
*gives palm* okay...?
You will dream of a train full of chickens travelling to South Korea. When you wake up, eat two scrambled eggs, and drink a tall glass of orange juice. Then, write a twelve page essay on the history of the Hoover Dam and it's affects on the natural migration of stealhead salmon. Don't ask why, but once you do this, a small society of galactic creatures in an unforseen realm will be saved by the ruthless threats of Lord Gorgonok and the horn-toothed prarie elves.