Simpson Quotes

Not sure if a thread like this has been up before,but oh well😄 Post your favorite Simpson Quotes 😄

"You must go forwards, not backwards, up wards, not forwards, and always twirling...TWIRLING towards victory!!!"

stupider like a fox 😂

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or theres a spark in ur hair........get it out get it out 😂

has the whole world gone gay
oh be nice 😆

Choosith Homer Simpson and he shalt rock thy world!!

Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead. --Homer Simpson

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat! --Homer Simpson

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Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems. --Homer Simpson

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken! --Homer Simpson

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. --Homer Simpson

"You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing??"
-Homer Simpson

Originally posted by shadow_angel
Not sure if a thread like this has been up before,but oh well😄 Post your favorite Simpson Quotes 😄

"You must go forwards, not backwards, up wards, not forwards, and always twirling...TWIRLING towards victory!!!"

The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten! --Homer Simpson

homer: one question, what does the i stand for
lady: important
homer: oh right and what does the p stand for
lady: person
homer: oh and one more question...
lady: very
homer: oh right. what does the i stand for again
lady: AGGGHH!!

cant sleep clowns will eat me cant sleep clowns will eat me cant sleep clowns will eat me cant sleep clowns will eat me cant sleep clowns will eat me

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!