Simpson Quotes

Originally posted by §pearhead
d'oh? 🤨

"hey this is kinda stupid"

"Homer simpson never apologises. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am".

Originally posted by silver_tears
Homer's brain : Use reverse psychology.
Homer : Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain : Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer : Okay, I will!

haha.

that was a good one

"DoH!" - Homer Simpson
"Give Me Back My Beer" - Homer Simpson
"Screw You, Dad" - Bart Simpson
"Im going to kill you!" - Homer Simpson

"Are you sure this is a comic book convention? It's full of nerds!" Homer

A sarcasm detector? Well thats a REALLY useful invention (sarcasm detector blows up)

"my d*ick is eleven inches" - Homer Simpson..... 😂 jk