Simpson Quotes

Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good.

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and ... um ... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

I saw this film once about a bus that had to SPEED arround the city, keeping its SPEED over 5o, and if its SPEED droped, it would explode....i think it was called...''The bus that couldnt slow down''! 😂

Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all.
"I like you as a friend."
"I think we should see other people."
"I don't speak English."
"I'm married to the sea."
"I don't wanna kill you, but I will.
"... Six simple words : I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like ... love!

Homer : Lisa honey, are you saying you're _never_ going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa : No.
Homer : Ham?
Lisa : No.
Homer : Pork chops?
Lisa : Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer : Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Marge : Well, maybe our next anniversary will be more romantic. Aww, look, Homey, our wedding cake!
Homer : You mean there's been cake in our freezer for eleven years? Why was I not informed?

Homer's brain : Use reverse psychology.
Homer : Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain : Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer : Okay, I will!

Homer : Wait a minute, there’s something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies!
Woman : What was her problem?

Woman: and Reason
Homers Brain: Don't say revenge, Don't say revenge, Don't say revenge
Homer: Revenge
Homers Brain: OK, I'm outta here
*footsteps and a closed door*

Homer : Everytime I learn something new it pushes old stuff out.

Ralph:
I bent my wookie
I don't have a red crayon (Miss. Hover: Why not?) I ate it

"Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel,
if you will..." --Homer Simpson

" Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet. WHY YOU LITTLE!"

IN "ROD" WE TRUST

Homer: hello my name is mister Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Post office guy: umm ok Mr.Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know

- ok, but i must worn u im not easily impress...
ooohhh, a blue car!!

Homer: Oh my God! that guy is my exact double!
Oh my God! that dog has a fluffy tail!!

Ralph Wiggum: ''Miss hover, i stuck a finger up my nose, and i pulled a bit of my brain out''

Groundskeeper Will: ''If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill a whole lot of ya!
Man(whispering): The mike is on...
Groundkeeper Willy: I know its on!!!

Groundkeeper Willy (singing) : ''Im a maaaniac maniac thats for suuuure, and im dancing like i never danced befouuuur!''