Simpson Quotes

(flanders keeps going on about apple cider and apples making homer bored)
Homers brain:ugh im leavin but your stayin
(we see homers brain leaving his bodyand homer colapses onto the ground) 😂

BART'S PRNAK CALLS TO MOE: 😆

''Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?''

''Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!''

''Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!''

''Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!''

''Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!''

''Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!''

''Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?''

''Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!''

''Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?''

''Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?''

''Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!''

''Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme?''

''Hey everyone, im a stupid moron, with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and, i like to kiss my own butt''

classic 😄😄😄😄

i cant understand how moe could fall for that last one

-the idea mr simpson is to play concervatively, u might not get it in first go but u set yourself up for an easy doose

-no marge its grooming me, mmmm elephant fresh

-i my goodness someones taken a bight out of the rice crispy square, oh and the waiterds been brutally beaten

-we need to swrite springfield sux so that when they look into shellbyvilll theyll realise that they suck

-LYAL LANLEY: a town with 2 million dollars is like a mule with a spinning wheel, who knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it
HOMER: he he he, mule

Originally posted by The Ones
i cant understand how moe could fall for that last one

I dont know....i cant remember from which epizode that is...i remember the quote well however...

bump 😱

d'oh? 🤨

i really shouldnt be here i could put this thread up to like 400 pages by myself I LOVE THE SIMPSONS and family guy

"this meatlof SUCKS" bart where'd u get that word?

*Homer on Phone*- oh yeah moe they sucked they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked, i mean they really sucked

Marge: HOMER!

homer: sry moe my damn kid is listening gotta go

Originally posted by §pearhead
d'oh? 🤨

"My cat's breath smells like cat food" - Ralph Wiggum

captain teille: oh,simpson your like the son i never had
homer: and your like the father i never visit

Lisa (holding up monkey paw): I wash for world peace!
Homer: Lisa! How Selffish of you!

-=-

Homer: Ooh! They have the internet on computers now!?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I dont know....i cant remember from which epizode that is...i remember the quote well however...

Halloween epesoide, Bart was a Psychic Monster, could read evyone's minds. That epesoide was a version of one of the epesoids of the Outer Limits movie from the 70ies, i think the 70ies anyway.

So was the goblin on the side of the bus.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
[B]BART'S PRNAK CALLS TO MOE: 😆

On Moe's calls ... " If I ever catch you, I'll shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!"

Class.

Homer, eating figures from cake top: "Mmm... pointy".

"Stupid Sexy Flander's"-homer

na na na na na na...batma...leader-homer

*Lisa outside the maker of malibu stacey*

CREATOR OF MALIBU STACEY: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?
LISA: am i the first?
CREATOR OF MALIBU STACEY:..........yes..............

Barney: Hey! At least we cant sink any lower..*wind comes, blows his diaper away, he starts running after it retardedly* hey! come back here diaper, come back! ...Oh, hi mom!