The Shootout Thread.

i'll be back tomorrow (if the thread is still open)..
in the midtime:
mike> one last chance to come to the dark side... kill droopy
droopy> be nice and kill mike with a poisoned pizza
anyone who comes to this thread> kill droopy and mike

Hahaha... droopy, it's oooookaaaayyyy...

It's just a nose cut...

😑

*presents truce to MC Mike to join forces to defeat the SDJ guy*

*taps enter and begins to download LemonCat 7.0*

*download complete, searches special features for "SourpussMX Pro"*

*Gives MC Mike the activation key*

*downloads MC Mikes thirst for Pizza*

*puts key into (erm...) the place it's supposed to go, and now is ready to help droopy with a stock full of used "Cat Lemons"*

"what exactly do you think you're gonna do with those pussies?"
*Jay leaves his mini-jays to fight the pussies, while Mr Jay goes looking for Raynor*
"where are ya Rainor?"

*Shoots Mike and Droopy, and then pats Jay on the back.*

😐

*unfortunatley for slinger, Korri is stupified by the insanity of this thread, and he dies on the spot. Mike, however, re-incarnates for the 12th time and waits for droopy to bring around the lemon juice*

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE?!?!?! Korri, Omega, are WOMEN!!! NOT MEN!!!! stop thinking with your balls and think with your brain!!!

Uhhh... who are you talking to? 😕

Me? Did I say something wrong?

Originally posted by MC Mike
*Korri...he dies on the spot. Mike, however, re-incarnates for the 12th time and waits for droopy to bring around the lemon juice*

this seems to say that Korri is a he...

NO NO NO!! Read it again, it says "Slinger" dies on the spot DUE TO Korri's stupification.

oh, ok, ic...thats kinda lame, the way you worded it...

*jay contemplates the thread, amazed by how big it's gotten (seriously, i can't understand how it's still open), then gives a super cookie to Slinger. Slinger comes back to life*
"behold the powers of the cookie"
*jay then shoots Mike on the forhead*

*MJ doesn't understand that dodging bullets is a quality of mike's, so mike dodges. Then mike shoots MJ's supply of cookies to oblivion, upon which he shoots him in various spots at the same time using bullet time so MJ cannot dodge them*

"i don't need to dodge them" (go to the first page of this thread to know why)
*jay raises one hand, and with his one of theONES and sith powers stops the bullets. Then throws a killer muffin at Mike*
"you're not one of the ONES (yet), so try to stop it"
*then jay goes to the oracle's for some more cookies*