The Shootout Thread.

*MJ doesn't know mike has AMMs (Anti Muffin Missiles), and he uses them on the Muffin. Then, mike goes to the oracle and throws more Chipmunks at MJ.*

"what's up with you and your animal obsession?"
anyways...
*jay flys out of the oracle's leaving Mike and his chipmunks. the chipmunks stay there eating cookies, they don't obey Mike anymore*

"That's it! Chipmunks not good enough for ya??!!??!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!"

*Mike flys behind and starts hurtling Faithful Baboons at MJ, each one attacking him with wails and screams*

"Muahahaha!

"since when can you fly?"
*although the babbons wails and screams are so damn loud, they all fall down*
"what do you think you are?, the the witch from wizard of Oz?"

"Oh no! My Identity Has Been REVEALED!"

*jk, mike decides to throw genetically altered Hamsters that can fly in MJ's direction. The Ham-Hams kill MJ using their, "Ham - Ham, Hammity - Ham" Song*

"dude, enough with the animals already"

*Mike thinks he's defeated Jay, he founds Jay dead body but he fails to realize that the dead Jay is a oversized mini-jay. Jay shoots Mike in the back of his head* (i didn't have to resurect this time 😛 )

*mike resurrects just to keep this thread alive, and continues to trance MJ with the Ham-Hams...*

"enjoy while it last (only 4 days)... fight you tomorrow, bye"

"we fight tomorrow..."

*looks around*

"where's droopy?"

*was at some bar waiting for some chick that got laid off (felt sorry for her) but she stood me up, so went to this other chicks house and she talked me into taking her out and I took her out (even though I wanted to go home and fight you guys) and she left me with her sister and sister's friend at the bar so she could go out with her cousin to some club, so I'm pissed and I'm never taking the broad out again*

*The body that was shot was merely a blow up doll. The real me was getting run over by two broads in one day. Never again! I jack back into the matrix and begin eating extreme amounts of cookies!*

*Cookies are making me..... stronger!*

"cookies are making you fat"
*shoots droopy and those annoying ghosty thingies at the home page. since droopy is fat now, he has no chance to dodge the bullets so he dies on the spot*

*MJ doesn't realize that the bullet bounces off droopy's fat, and while he celebrates his victory, mike sneaks up behind him and...

*

"and what?, you killed droopy?"

No, you! You're the one celebrating a victory.

"then why am i the one blowing up?
*jay disintegrated pieces join together (terminator style)*
"did you think i wasn't gonna do that?"
*jay shoots mike with a pair of Uzis*

*mike, once again, dodges the bullets, and laughs at the stupidity of MJ for not remembering he could.*'

Haha... ha ... hahaha... ha. 😐

*Then he kicks MJ square in the chest, flinging him out of the building he just happened to be in, and causing him to fall in a coma during his fall, not allowing him to fly away from his fate. And he hits the street...*

SPLAT!

*absorbs any bullets that didn't bounce off*

*pours the milk he was drinking into MC Mikes face, awaking him from his coma*

Haha... droopy's here. Look at my avatar 😛

*Stabs MC Mike in the noggin for talking about his silly pizza hut avataar*