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Meh, stupid Knights in their shiny armour fighting their big duel.

Um... forsooth.

*sighs* knights in shiny armor 😍

My knight shall cometh to claim me sometimeth... 😍

Oh shiny shiny... what's wrong with slighty dented armour, hmm?

(sits in Grumpy Knight chair)

*dreams of knights in shiny armor and white horse coming to taketh me awayeth* 😍

*pats Ushgarak on the shoulder*
there there...

Huh? You are showin interest in the Grumnpy Knight?

(tries to lift visor)

(visor is stuck)

*waits out by moat* of fair knighteth where art thou 😍

*Tries to help Ushgarak with his visor*

Arriveseth riding on a whiteth horseth. Grabs Silver and yells, 'By the power of Grey Skull, I have the power!!"

*gets swept onto white horse* aww brave sir knight thou has finally arriveth spouting uncomprehensible speech 🤨

It's kinda dented you see... it'l come, don;t worry...

*looks around for pliers*

So, my lady, where to? *thunders off into a sunny meadow with Silver on his back, feeling her hands touching my chest* 😄

*holds on for dear life* 😱 where ever you choose 😄

Oooh, careful with those!

(grumps)

*cuts visor loose*

There you go 😄

Hey, it's not broken, is it?

(looks at visor in alarm)

(feels grumpy)

*comes back from wild horse ride* 😱 myeth those beasts sure fly
and i think i ripped my gown too 🙁

*falls asleep while riding horse*