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*watches TH crash into tree* 😱
*gets commoners to go assist the brave knight* 😄

(looks at ripped gown)

Oooh...

not that ripped 😗 and i wear something underneath 😉

Curses! Grumpy Knight is foiled again!

And hey, where did the pretty Princess go? (other than you, of course, Irene...)

i art the only princess here 😉
if you are referring to my royal advisor then i ameth without a clue 🤨

You have a Princess monoply, eh? Hmmm, ok...

(sits back on Grumpy Knight chair)

(visor falls back)

Damn...

no we have all agreed upon these terms 😄 well those who wanna stay in my castle 😈 alive that is 👿

Any beautiful Witches?

do you mean wenches......or really witches?

Really Witches! You know like... the last one...

(feels Grumpier)

*is confused* there was a witch here 🤨

(shakes you)

Edna!!!

*feels sick* whoa not so hard 😛

(puts you down)

(cries)

*slapeth Ush's asseth*

clang!

Hey, the armour may be dented but it is pretty solid...

😂 omg that was classiceth

*tries to keep dinner down* 😘 thanks sir grumpieth 😛

No problem, oh beautiful and fair maiden!

*forgives for the afore mentioned shaking* 😮 you know just what to say 😉